Breast-Slapping New Health Craze In Thailand

[StreetCowboy]

Fact or fiction ? What the hell, I'll give it a go.......AND I get paid ?

Slappers do it for money

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[rametindallas]

Khunying Tobnom charges $335,000 to learn body slapping, $267,000 to learn breast slapping, and $167,000 to learn face slapping. One would have to do a lot of slapping (will your hands last that long) just to pay for school before any profit. Certainly a student would need a natural aptitude for this sort of work to be effective. I'll bet the market is full of copy-cat fraudsters as the demand for no-work beauty is out there. 'Amazing Miracle Thailand'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aSBsWwJ50E&feature=player_embedded

Edited September 22, 2011 by rametindallas

[ginjag]

Back in 10 minutes, I'm off to slap the wife

I've read elsewhere recently on this forum that you can't beat a Thai wife.

SC

sorry, but I've just got to add this as it's one of my favourites: what's the difference between an egg and a good fart ? You can beat an egg but you can't beat a good fart

try substituting fart with wank, or a meringue?

sorry - Scottish in-joke there...

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Hey keep it clean you dirty bar-stewards . Give me an Angus steak anytime

[smedly]

I expect to see the exercise hoops put to the side - replaced with slapping frenzy all over thailand, kindof like a slapping songkran - bring it on lol

[GeorgeO]

This thread's got a ton of potential for the punsters,

But I'll start off with "Tit-Slapping Hub".

No doubt numerous shops will open to please the babes who feel they are under endowed in the mammary department.

Heck plenty of guys would work for B300 a day for that kind of job.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=roHMKmQGAkg

Rodney Carrington - "Show them to me"

Gives a whole new take on the old acronym ....T.I.T..!!

[FOODLOVER]

"She has approval from the Thai Government to carry out the technique after a study by the Thai Health Ministry reportedly found vigorous massage left volunteers’ breasts noticeably bigger".

Leave it to the Thai Health Ministry to make a mountain out of mole hills. Maybe spend some time and money working on health issues for the rural poor instead of slapping tiddies please. Stupid!

[rodcourt49]

would that also work on my...................................ouch!

..that would be 'slap stick'

[rodcourt49]

I expect to see the exercise hoops put to the side - replaced with slapping frenzy all over thailand, kindof like a slapping songkran - bring it on lol

...and where is our guy..you know "The Hub" well i got in 1st..

Thailand will be the new ASIAN SLAP HUB..motto.."Put some new hub slaps on your ma"

[David006]

Thai Education Visas ....come to Thailand and study for your BSc Breast Slapping cosseting degree PSc also available..

[Bagwan]

Explains why I am hung as a horse.

Did you not realise that you have been flogging a dead horse?

As for breast slapping, how tittifalarious!

[Thaddeus]

Just when you think you have read it all, a new gem appears.

[jimbeam1]

I volunteer to do the breast slapping anytime

My g/f and a friend own a shop near where we live, in Bang-Na. Hairdressing and beauty. Some time back I went with my g/f to one of her product suppliers. She wanted to buy a machine to make people slim. The machine she bought, you can buy in any do-it yourself shop. It was the same as a flat bed sander, I kid you not, she was adamant that it worked, combined with the slapping treatment? The same with the breast treatment. They have this costumer that likes to think she is rather Hi-so. The g/f tells me one day that this lady had booked to have boobs made big. So I asked how, by massage she tells me. So I asked how much? 300bt an hour. Ok tell her I will do it for nothing. Disn't go down to well.

jb1

[Tokay]

I am one of her students. It has been a great honor. I hope one day to have my own clinic in Pattaya where I will offer free breast slapping.

[anothertorres]

this. this right here is why this country is absolutely retarded. there, i said it.

[Rick1]

Did any one note how much she charges for these 'courses'? 8 -10 MILLION Baht!!! , "because I believe my knowledge is valuable". LOL what a joke!

She then says that she has selected only 4 people from all applicants. STUPID RICH PEOPLE Amazing Thailand!

Bring on the cancer.....

[Dukeleto]

The brain boggles...hahahahahaaaa only in Thailand! Did anyone notice what the nutter was charging for a training course in slapping someone around? 8 to 10 million baht...I wonder how many idiots with that king of money she has found so far...hehehee sorry...I forgot...there are loads of the arriving daily.

[Jayman]

Looking for the red satire but not seeing it. I watched the video and this lady is asking like 10M thb for the course... That is by far the funniest thing I have heard all week. Paying 10Mthb to learn to slap.. LMFAO

Edited September 23, 2011 by Jayman

[drdoom6996]

Sounds like job for John Cleese - Ministry of Sloppy Titties?

Sounds like a job for ME

[Gers1873]

truly ==== MIRACLE THAILAND

[Tatsujin]

I thought BDSM was illegal here . . . ? lol

[pointoffew]

Tit 4 tat

TIT

[jsflynn603]

It's not likely that breast trauma, from slapping or otherwise causes cancer.

The "irritation" hypothesis has long been disproved.  However the most common breast cancer, ductal carcinoma in situ (DCIS) almost never spreads throughout the body, or to the lymphatic system simply because DCIS doesn't attack capillaries, and the cancer essentially "stays where it is".  Therefore it only spreads to milk gland ducts and no further.  If you could pick a breast cancer to have that would be the one because it is usually readily curable because it does not spread to other types of tissue.  

Add repeated breast trauma by slapping and though I could not prove it, it would seem likely that bruised tissue could leak into a capillary.  Capillaries are permeable and leak plasma to perfuse surrounding tissue which does not have a developed circulatory system.  If even a few cancer cells permeated a capillary, the capillary enlarges to a venule, the venule to a vein, and in this way theoretically cancer could spread (metastasize) to distant parts of the body such as the liver, or bones.  Even if a cancer cell which becomes removed from the tumor due to trauma which does not permeate a capillary, the cell(s) could get swept up and carried into the lymphatic system.  The lymphatic system often becomes the focal point of breast cancer metastasis because it is a filter of sorts.

Its involvement can require a radical mastectomy (removal of the breast) along with removal of much of the lymphatic tissues that is adjacent to the breast.  The concept of breast slapping clearly cannot by any know mechanism cause permanent enlargement of breast tissue, though trauma often causes localized swelling, "see, it worked."   The concept is amazingly ignorant, especially since a good number of men enjoy, or even prefer smaller breasts over large ones.

Edited September 23, 2011 by jsflynn603

[tragickingdom]

Soon Thailand will be filled with Japanese men, perefecting the practise. Good for tourism.

[twix38]

What a load of rubbish this is!

No medical or scientific background or supportive reason and if anything it's just a swelling up of tissue after being attacked and no more. Most people who get hit hard have swelling and then it dies down unless hit again.

The cost quoted are as ridiculous as the claims.

It's completely laughable and if anything may have detrimental effects if undertaken frequently!

Absolute crap!!!!

[arthurwait]

Breast slapping in Thailand.

It sounds like a right rib tickler to me.

[eriksen]

This thread's got a ton of potential for the punsters,

But I'll start off with "Tit-Slapping Hub".

No doubt numerous shops will open to please the babes who feel they are under endowed in the mammary department.

Heck plenty of guys would work for B300 a day for that kind of job.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=roHMKmQGAkg

Rodney Carrington - "Show them to me"

Hell, I will do it for free...

[Arkady]

TV, please spare us from such rubbish.

[ROMANOBA]

380 usd for 1 hour of breast slapping????

I pay much less in Pattaya!

would that also work on my...................................ouch!

[Foggy Bottom]

What a ridiculous story!

Did you also notice that the breast slapping shop's owner is "Khunying Tobnom"? Translates as "Lady Breast Slap".

Even worse is that the government got involved and that the Health Ministry reportedly even endorsed this so-called 'traditional therapy'.

If I slap, hit and massage a breast (could practice on my own man-boobs first) for 10 minutes, it of course becomes bigger, because it swells due to trauma and increased blood flow. But to claim that this "painful procedure" would "shift fat from one area to another" is just utter nonsense.

Ah but look at the Khunying's family name - na Songkhla - the "na" indicating past familial links to royal lineage. This is of course the same name as a certain person promoted initially as a "rags to riches" success as an actress and singer, I do of course mean Pornchita (Benz) na Songkhla, who now also runs a heavily marketed line in cosmetics and perfumes etc. Then there are a bunch of other na Songkhla's at the top of TV and media, plus in finance and government agencies.

All in all, your comment about getting the government involved wouldn't have been too difficult to achieve ... just have a whisper to aunt/uncle so-and-so and the nod would be given for nepotistic support from the relevant agency.

[Hugh Jarse]

Sounds like job for John Cleese - Ministry of Sloppy Titties?

I wonder if they could do anything to reduce my grande derrier!