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True or false…?

All of you have read or heard this wisdom before, but as it's such a fine example of the benefit of alcohol consumption it's worth passing on again.

"Well, you see, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members."

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Chok dee!

Posted

Good one Voo Doo... :o

But did you really have to shout it so loudly? :D

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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modified >>>> sorry!

Much more betterer!!! :o

Chok Dee cheers.gif

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Posted

Give m e a chance, hadn´t been on here for days...

I like the theory, though I heard it a few years ago.... and, as a highly gifted intelligent drunk, must completely agree...

Posted

With that all the way people.

Sometimes after a few beers, I cannot believe how intelligent I am....! :o

redrus

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