Google seems to have summed us up rather well, perhaps. Just search 'define an English person' for the answer

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Excellent 'rakers. Truly excellent.

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define a Scottish person

The Welsh

A race that is misunderstood by their neighbours the English due to their craftiness and intelligence.

The English call the Welsh sheep-shaggers due to an old trick used by the Welsh against their gullible English neighbours in medievel times, when the English had a nasty habit of fuc_king sheep.

When Wales adopted English law they noticed the penalty for shagging a sheep was less than stealing one (due to the English's habit) so whenever they were caught stealing a sheep they would instead say they were planning to fuc_k it instead to avoid the fine.

Therefore there is a very long list of crimes involving Welshmen shagging sheep, although it is only the English who would actually ever fuc_k a sheep, it is just another example of the Welsh tricking the English once again.

Englishman "You are going to have your hand chopped off with an axe because you stole a sheep."

Welshman "I was infact taking the sheep to fuc_k."

Englishman "Oh, thats good then our law endorses sheep shaggers. You will only have to lose a finger.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=welsh

The Welsh

A race that is misunderstood by their neighbours the English due to their craftiness and intelligence.

The English call the Welsh sheep-shaggers due to an old trick used by the Welsh against their gullible English neighbours in medievel times, when the English had a nasty habit of fuc_king sheep.

When Wales adopted English law they noticed the penalty for shagging a sheep was less than stealing one (due to the English's habit) so whenever they were caught stealing a sheep they would instead say they were planning to fuc_k it instead to avoid the fine.

Therefore there is a very long list of crimes involving Welshmen shagging sheep, although it is only the English who would actually ever fuc_k a sheep, it is just another example of the Welsh tricking the English once again.

Englishman "You are going to have your hand chopped off with an axe because you stole a sheep."

Welshman "I was infact taking the sheep to fuc_k."

Englishman "Oh, thats good then our law endorses sheep shaggers. You will only have to lose a finger.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=welsh

Surely the penalty for stealing a sheep was transportation for life?

Must be that the Taff's were not lying when they said they were shagging the ewes - wound up in Oz, din't they?

define a Scottish person

second one comes up assault!

define a Scottish person

second one comes up assault!

Your browser must be collating the searches. Any mention of the English is likely to elicit that response.

define a Scottish person

second one comes up assault!

First one for me.

define a Scottish person

second one comes up assault!

First one for me.

Take that as a warning!

I think as the one & only time sbk visited Scotland she was accosted by a minibus full of very drunk Scottish men in kilts (with proper attire underneath - nothing) that this google answer is apt.

I think as the one & only time sbk visited Scotland she was accosted by a minibus full of very drunk Scottish men in kilts (with proper attire underneath - nothing) that this google answer is apt.

Well, accosted isn't quite the right word but yes there was a minibus full of very drunk Scottish men in kilts. I loved the guy who was so drunk he couldn't actually make a sentence but still was on his feet and drinking. The Scots are an amazing bunch

Being unable to form a sentence may not have been alcohol related.

I loved the guy who was so drunk he couldn't actually make a sentence but still was on his feet and drinking.

Sbk. He's Scottish. He couldn't make a sentence even if he'd been raised by Seventh Day Adventist mother and a dad who considers Sharia law to be "too soft"

( All due respects to my Scottish pals on TVF)