Why does Colonel Sanders (KFC) look Chinese ?

Is he ?

Clever Chinese.

Always easy to fool the foreign devil.

Why does Colonel Sanders (KFC) look Chinese ?

Is he ?

Clever Chinese.

Always easy to fool the foreign devil.

He's Malay Chinese. The Malays call him Pappa Rich

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Why does Colonel Sanders (KFC) look Chinese ?

Is he ?

http://www.thebeijin...ally-from-China

I liked the comments section.

Why does Colonel Sanders (KFC) look Chinese ?

Is he ?

http://www.thebeijin...ally-from-China

I liked the comments section.

Really makes you appreciate this forum.

We forget how lucky we are that there are so few young people on the board, with their abusive exclamation marks.

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Why does Colonel Sanders (KFC) look Chinese ?

Is he ?

http://www.thebeijin...ally-from-China

LOL...seriously ?

Why does Colonel Sanders (KFC) look Chinese ?

Is he ?

http://www.thebeijin...ally-from-China

I liked the comments section.

Yeah this one cracked me up....

McDonald's from China? don't be ridiculous... we all know its a Scottish name and you can tell which clan Scotsmen come from, you simply lift up their kilt and if its a quarterpounder, he's a McDonald.

McDonald's from China? don't be ridiculous... we all know its a Scottish name and you can tell which clan Scotsmen come from, you simply lift up their kilt and if its a quarterpounder, he's a McDonald.

The McDonald clan will also have sesame seeds on their bunsbums.

McDonald's from China? don't be ridiculous... we all know its a Scottish name and you can tell which clan Scotsmen come from, you simply lift up their kilt and if its a quarterpounder, he's a McDonald.

The McDonald clan will also have sesame seeds on their bunsbums.

And a couple of pickled onions.

McDonald's from China? don't be ridiculous... we all know its a Scottish name and you can tell which clan Scotsmen come from, you simply lift up their kilt and if its a quarterpounder, he's a McDonald.

The McDonald clan will also have sesame seeds on their bunsbums.

"... on their Burns. Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face..."

Anyway, I'm surprised that JT has been able to hold back so long (oo err missus, can I say that?) in discussion of the Barred of Ayre, Rabbi Burns

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Why do some farts sound like a softly blown whistle and others sound like the Titanics foghorn (when it was astill afloat)?

Actually, the soft farts are usually the stinky ones.

The loud, braaaaaap, usually not smelly.

Seems correct in my case, dunno about you.

Read that in Google some time back, forgotten what I started searching for.......SMPL

Why is it that there are a lot of questions here... but no answers?

Why is it that there are a lot of questions here... but no answers?

Another question from Forbsie.

My post prior to yours, was an answer.

Why is it that there are a lot of questions here... but no answers?

Might be a great research project, Ian.

A follow-up thread producing only answers.

Who thinks ufo's are real?

Who thinks ufo's are real?

Credulous people and space aliens.

Why do some farts sound like a softly blown whistle and others sound like the Titanics foghorn (when it was astill afloat)?

Greens and ruffage.

What do they say about farts? A suppressed bowel movement in the attempts.

Does anyone flare off their farts to control the smell.

And, obviously, to engender hilarity in the bystanders.

Perilous on the baht bus, I know

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Everyone should have a dog.

Farrrrrttttttttt!!!!!!!!

(Bad dog!)

Everyone should have a dog.

Farrrrrttttttttt!!!!!!!!

(Bad dog!)

Why do dog farts smell so bad?

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_do_dog_farts_smell_so_bad

Everyone should have a dog.

Farrrrrttttttttt!!!!!!!!

(Bad dog!)

Why do dog farts smell so bad?

http://wiki.answers....ts_smell_so_bad

Especially my brother-in-law's boxer - after he'd eaten the left-overs from our curry supper.

i farted once and my friends dog got up and walked away, then he looked back at me like i was some kind of animal.

I farted once but it wasn't a fart.

Really quite embarrassing.

That's called a shart.

I didn't even fart. It was just a trickle...

i farted once and my friends dog got up and walked away, then he looked back at me like i was some kind of animal.

Of course you are, and the question is: Aren't we all? Animals, that is.

But then (nothing to do with you), since this topic has deteriorated to dog farts, the other question is whether it's time to close it.

What do we need to do to win?

Actually, the full question was

OFFS ! What do we need to do to win?

and I ask it every year about this time...

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My computer mouse doesn't look like a mouse either.

Does this picture count as pinky bits?

My computer mouse doesn't look like a mouse either.

Does this picture count as pinky bits?

Its certainly a sleek and slinky model.

What do we need to do to win?

Actually, the full question was

OFFS ! What do we need to do to win?

and I ask it every year about this time...

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I will reply. Just in shock at both results. No way did I expect a draw with Wire...