Thai Olympic Performance

[Payboy]

Is carpet munching already a part of floor exercises?

[BookMan]

Ladyboy Boxing

[brit1984]

Ladyboy Boxing

You are a genius... recognition of the 3rd gender will enable Thailand to dominate the medals table!

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

[NBD]

I'd think some of the grannies would be pretty handy at musical chairs judging by their approach to getting a seat on the BTS. Or wrestling for that matter.

[arthurwait]

An addition to the athletics schedule; Pole dancing

The process of giving the Russian girls citizenship would take too long.

[arthurwait]

Getting in the way. I swear the average Bangkokian could keep the whole field behind them throughout an entire marathon, without ever breaking into a brisk walk.

Herding. Hold a door open for 1 person and watch 20 walk through.

Sitting. Wherever, whenever Thais can always sit somewhere.

Is Michael Schumacher actually Thai by any chance ?

[transam]

Queue ''Jumping''.

[TwoDogz]

bum gun precision shooting

[NBD]

Getting in the way. I swear the average Bangkokian could keep the whole field behind them throughout an entire marathon, without ever breaking into a brisk walk.

Herding. Hold a door open for 1 person and watch 20 walk through.

Sitting. Wherever, whenever Thais can always sit somewhere.

Is Michael Schumacher actually Thai by any chance ?

Nah. If he was he's just be coming up to the 1st corner at the Hungaroring now, after the lights went green 2 weeks ago.

[TwoDogz]

Synchronised tailoring...500 shirts in 3 hours.

[krading]

They almost had a bobsled team ready for the next winter olympics but they crashed during a training run and the driver fled the scene.

Sent by me

[ThaidDown]

'Fleeing the scene of an accident'

Gold, silver and bronze.

[petermik]

Hilarious chaps-early morning here in sunny Manchester and I,m reading this thread-its made my day LOL-and from a previous bit of breaking news on here what about a gold medal for the thai guy who had a mirror on his shoe for the purpose of looking up ladies skirts-the UPSKIRT gold medal event

[jackr]

Is carpet munching already a part of floor exercises?

bum gun precision shooting

Gem making using nothing but dog turd... no change there then.

Soi dog relay.

Bug eating.

Dorian & spoon race.

The switching-off-of-the-brain event... endurance, Thai style, a definite gold.

And the recently introduced lets see how many 7-11s can be set up around the stadium in two weeks!

[Payboy]

Has the Yabaa High Jump been mentioned yet?

[wellred]

errr...

DVD burning.

Stinky food making.

Street fighting, 10 on 1.

Pole dancing...

?

5555 that's a good one

[transam]

Womens Gossip Marathon.

[Payboy]

Midnight Sale Sheeplechase.

[transam]

NEWS FLASH.......

Carnage today as the Thai Shot Put landed amongst the 100m Finalists.

An investigation concluded that wind was to blame and if the farangs weren't there it would never have happened. ............................................................

[draftvader]

BREAKING NEWS: 2012 Bangkok Games. Today's discus event has had to be postponed due to a red-shirt encampment in the discus cage. Voices from within the camp have been saying (through INCREDIBLY LOUD SPEAKERS!!) that they would like to see everybody from Isaan being allowed to compete on equal levels to those from richer parts of the country. At the start of the day a minivan from Khorat pulled up on the throwing surface and an entire family piled out and into the discus cage. By 11am there were 3,723 people in the cage. By lunchtime a small market had opened with 19 different vendors (including just 7 Somtam vendors) and a temporary hospital had come into effect. 2pm saw the total number of people in the cage at 11,734, many of whom had no idea why they are there. The first baby "Diskuss" was born at 3:43pm bringing the total number of people in the cage to 143,593. The self elected leaders have promised their people that they will march on the IOC tomorrow and demand ALL Olympic golds as this is their birthright. As darkness fell a massive sound-system roared into effect and will be hearded across most of BKK until next Tuesday. This is part of their peaceful protest.

Edited August 10, 2012 by draftvader

[Jingthing]

25 people on a small motorcycle marathon race.

[cdnvic]

If there's no bus drivers in the 10,000m sprint, they're recruiting in the wrong place.

[overherebc]

Medal counterfeiting race.

Points awarded for

1 Likeness to original.

2 Weight comparison to original.

3 Correctness of color match on ribbon.

[draggons]

Hair plucking speed trials.

[TwoDogz]

Mole hair plaiting.

[TwoDogz]

Hub marathon.

[trainman34014]

Running red light competition. First to run over a whinging old age pensioner from Britain gets the Gold !

[MAJIC]

Pass the Crash Helmet Relay.

[TwoDogz]

Beetlenut spittin.

[jackr]

Running red light competition. First to run over a whinging old age pensioner from Britain gets the Gold !

I agree, but could we change that to first to run over a whinging old age expat from anywhere gets the Gold?