An old couple - they've married for 53 years - goes to the doctor for their annual checkup. The man goes in first.

After the examination the doctor tells him "You're still in excellent shape. Is there anthing you want to say?"

"Well" says the man "there has been something bothering me. When I make love to my wife I'm terribly warm and sweat like a horse the first time. And the second time it is so cold and I have goose bumps all over my body."

"Hm. Very strange. I'll look it up later. Can you send your wife in?"

He goes to the waiting room and his wife goes to the consulting room where the doctor examines her.

"You're also in excellent shape, just as your husband. By the way your husband told me that when having sex with you he gets very warm the first time and very cold the second time. Did you notice something special?"

"Oh my gosh! Stupid guy! The first time was in July and the second time in January!"

Hi Pault,

Have a look at the thread Worst Joke ever.

You may enjoy that thread.

Cheers

Hi Pault,

Have a look at the thread Worst Joke ever.

You may enjoy that thread.

Cheers

The Humorous Signs..... thread is pretty good too

ya too right worst joke ever 555