Mid, I am adding you to my friends and ignore lists. N J P** O.

This is me with my students at work:

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Apologies if you don't have the software to enlarge.

Where's Kerryd when we need him?

He's either up to his neck in sand in Afghanistan or up to something else in Pattaya.

Whatever - can't see it anyway.

Talking of things you can't see, here is a picture of me taking a jacuzzi with all the female members of the Shiniwatra family:

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Sweet

I'm with Kayo on this one. Too many pages overnight to know what is happening. I'll be back when it slows down a tad

You promised you would quit at 100, so make up your mind

Here's another one, me at Paris Hilton's birthday party, and oh yes - that's Britney Spears in the chicken costume:

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Enjoy!

This is me modelling the latest Armani collection in Milan:

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Cool

You'll like this one, it's back when I was a F1 test driver for Ferrari:

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Fast

Here's one of me and Jack Nicholson at a post-oscar party a couple of years back:

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Here's one of me backstage at a Rolling Stone concert chilling with Mick and Keith

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Wrinktastic

This is me in the VIP box at the FA cup final somewhile back:

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TLW ©

TLW ©

This is me giving advice to Brad Pitt on how to be more manly in his movies. I'm such an inspiration:

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