And all this time I thought Porta Gutter was the arse end of the universe. Long way from Moruya.

TLW welfare

Farewell is more appropriate.

Leaving the last word where it belongs..........with me.

Me TLW.

hi there

hi there

You rude mod you.

Yes it's hot, but i've showered twice !!

Clean TLW.

hi there

You rude mod you.

Yes it's hot, but i've showered twice !!

Clean TLW.

try it with soap next time

Congrats raro. You always said you should be a mod... seems you were right!

Modified TLW

raro is gone over to the dark side???

He's bought a house by the lake ?

Ubder the shade of a coolibah tree.

I doubt he's waiting for his billy to boil though.

Microwave ......... tlw

Naming one's boils and pimples is a clear sign of madness.

Naming one's boils and pimples is a clear sign of madness.

Putting the squeeze on this conversation before it erupts into rash statements

CB

Naming one's boils and pimples is a clear sign of madness.

Talking to them is worse, isn't zit

sigh - with replies like that you only makes mountains out of molehills

tlw if we have molehills why don't we have molevalleys?

You can always spot the Aussie trying to put the blemish on somebody else...............

You can always spot the Aussie trying to put the blemish on somebody else...............

Ausralia is without blemish so it would be a pointless exercise.

CB

Cromwell wouldn't have liked Australia.

Warts TLW.

Regards.

Cromwell wouldn't have liked Australia.

Warts TLW.

Regards.

my family originated from Cornwell - does that count?

tlw reavers

Cornwall or cornwell?

Maybe it was Cromwell

Now I've never met him, but people who have do say that CB has a very round head.......

He'd have to have two heads if he came from Cornwall. (Must be a distant link in there to Tasmania.)

Cornwall or cornwell?

Maybe it was Corn Fed?

tlw Arsenic Mining

Cornwall or cornwell?

Maybe it was Corn Fed?

tlw Arsenic Mining

TLW: Is that for razor blades?

Cornwall or cornwell?

Maybe it was Corn Fed?

tlw Arsenic Mining

TLW: Is that for razor blades?

Is Zpete of the hairy bum persuasion?

"Nurse"!...TLW

Regards.

Cornwall or cornwell?

Maybe it was Corn Fed?

tlw Arsenic Mining

TLW: Is that for razor blades?

Is Zpete of the hairy bum persuasion?

"Nurse"!...TLW

Regards.

Keep down the rachet, some of us are trying to get to sleep

CB

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@ CB

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@ CB

Probably the most interesting thing you have written on the forum 55555

Now let's play "spot the New Zealander"

The last word for New Zealand

Kiwi

Sheep Shagger

Pacific Pom

CB

The last word for an Aussie.........................Tax.

I thought it was shed.