Oh no you don't

All my life i have always had THE LAST WORD

So there...

Oh no you don't

All my life i have always had THE LAST WORD

So there...

Give it up Swiss Miss ! As long as there is movement in my fingers, or moeny in bank to hire someone to type for me, you and the other wannabes here will never have

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You want money? I got a swiss bank account with a couple of swiss francs in it...

You want money? I got a swiss bank account with a couple of swiss francs in it...

I'm a much more expensive date than that !

Swiss banks, are they still in use ? It seems the only thing they are used for these days is to hide the ill-gotten gains of various 3rd world leaders.

I prefer to keep my ill-gotten gains hidden in an old sock in the bottom of the closet (not the one Boon Mee is hiding in !)

has anyone missed me ? ...

Please don´t answer I think i get the idea...

so what is going here has anyone got the last word yet....ups i guess not because i have just written after his post...ohhhhh Kerry it was you....you were the last person to post...i

ohhhh I am so sorry ( in fact not...)....

has anyone missed me ? ...

Is that a dumb question????

Of course we missed you, dear. Did you just wake up?

Kerry's still sleeping so the opportunity to get the Last Word is yours. If you can get past me, that is.

You want money? I got a swiss bank account with a couple of swiss francs in it...

I'm a much more expensive date than that !

Swiss banks, are they still in use ? It seems the only thing they are used for these days is to hide the ill-gotten gains of various 3rd world leaders.

I prefer to keep my ill-gotten gains hidden in an old sock in the bottom of the closet (not the one Boon Mee is hiding in !)

God, i've given my identity away!!

has anyone missed me ? ...

Is that a dumb question????

Of course we missed you, dear. Did you just wake up?

Kerry's still sleeping so the opportunity to get the Last Word is yours. If you can get past me, that is.

so you two ( tip and patsy) are still a pain...well i am back...full strenght...hihihi hihihi....

hihihi hihihi....

Did anyone else hear that evil laugh? Just felt shivers up and down my spine.

so you two ( tip and patsy) are still a pain...well i am back...full strenght...hihihi hihihi....

I think the only thing "full strength" about Glauka is the wine she appears to have been drinking

It gives her the courage to continue her futile attempts to get

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......but alas there`s always somebody else that comes along to give their two penneth

......but alas there`s always somebody else that comes along to give their two penneth

Yeah, tell me about it

......but alas there`s always somebody else that comes along to give their two penneth

Yeah, tell me about it

Now where shall I begin....oh yes this Fox.....

Just thought i would pop in and say hello

......but alas there`s always somebody else that comes along to give their two penneth

Yeah, tell me about it

Now where shall I begin....oh yes this Fox.....

Foxy, you obviously haven't been around Bedlam for awhile and it is understandable that you would hence not be familiar with the binding rules, regulations, jurisprudence, bylaws and other legal fineprint of, nor the principles, functions and organization outlined in the Charter granting The Last Word Thread.

While I am not a legal beagle it is wholly evident, even to an untrained and unqualified poster such as myself, that you are in violation of more than several of the rules, regulations, jurisprudence and bylaws contained within the Charter. Foremost of your contraventions is, to wit:

Section D, para. 5.3.6.1. You fail to meet the residency requirements. Anyone living in Pattaya is considered to be vermin and offscourings of respectable society and therefore not of a social calibre deemed worthy to participate in this holey wholesome thread.

While Kerry and/or Glauka can provide you with a complete and detailed list of your nonobservances and ineligibilities I will hereby forewarn you that continued attempts to post in this thread by you will be met with severe repercussions ensuing in, but not limited to, unrecoverable attacks upon your PC through nasty viral infections, hauntings, and extreme bodily harm inflicted by certain slithering and venomous repitilians during your slumbers.

Take my most sincere advice: get out while you can, and stay out.

Just thought i would pop in and say hello

Dale, didn't your parents ever teach you proper manners??? Never go anywhere you are not wanted. Even though I like you, Glauka and Kerry do not. They merely put up with you while really thinking you to be a despicable, sordid, nauseating, repugnant, depraved, vile, contemptible, odious, obnoxious, blooming and bloody cur. Sorry, Glauka and Kerry, for divulging your little secret.

Come on you people.....how can some of you take the piss out of Bangkok Chat (yes...that's another thread on Bedlam "If You Have Teenagers I Know Where They Go, BC Forum") and have the small-mindedness to continue, for whatever adolescent and puerile reasons, to continue this worthless and pointless topic....quoting Tippaporn..

"Jeeeeeezzzzzzz! I took a stroll to BC forum after reading a reference about it in an older TV thread. I don't think anyone is over 12 years old on that site. Mentally, that is. If this is a representation of the youth of today I'm scared. ohmy.gif sad.gif

I hope nobody has any teenage kids that wander over there. Grammar is nonexistent and spelling is atrocious. You would think that most of these people went to school and learned something?? Vulgarity 101. Sheesh! The humour reminds me of the movie Dumb and Dumber. bah.gif

Edit: 16 THOUSAND members! Yikes. sad.gif Are there that many moron farang in LOS? unsure.gif"

Yes...come on you 10 year olds...What's the point other than having the last word?

Section D, para. 5.3.6.1. You fail to meet the residency requirements. Anyone living in Pattaya is considered to be vermin and offscourings of respectable society and therefore not of a social calibre deemed worthy to participate in this holey wholesome thread.

Hey ! I resemble that !

I live in Pattaya, does that mean I'm not eligible to post in my own thread ?!?!?!?

While Kerry and/or Glauka can provide you with a complete and detailed list of your nonobservances and ineligibilities I will hereby forewarn you that continued attempts to post in this thread by you will be met with severe repercussions ensuing in, but not limited to, unrecoverable attacks upon your PC through nasty viral infections, hauntings, and extreme bodily harm inflicted by certain slithering and venomous repitilians during your slumbers.

You forgot about the threat of being "rogered" with the business end of a pineapple !

As for the snakes, I've found they are much nicer, more agreeable and easier to deal with than Glauka !

(they do seem to like to snuggle a lot though )

Section D, para. 5.3.6.1. You fail to meet the residency requirements. Anyone living in Pattaya is considered to be vermin and offscourings of respectable society and therefore not of a social calibre deemed worthy to participate in this holey wholesome thread.

Hey ! I resemble that !

I live in Pattaya, does that mean I'm not eligible to post in my own thread ?!?!?!?

Did I conveniently forget that?? Well, we mustn't set double standards, right, Kerry? Here you go -

Now do it quickly before anyone sees you.

What's this all about then?

Kerry is about to rodger himself with the business end of a pineapple. Should be good.

is there a web cam?

That would be interesting, Old Croc . . . but I believe too much blood, I'm afraid. Mind you, we do have women members in this forum. Some of the so-called rugby he-men are a bit on the squeamish side, too.

That would be interesting, Old Croc . . . but I believe too much blood, I'm afraid. Mind you, we do have women members in this forum. Some of the so-called rugby he-men are a bit on the squeamish side, too.

Well, the whole "rogering" business had nothing to do with me in the first place (other than driving Glauka over the edge, leading her to threaten another thread, which led to someone else offering to introduce her to said pineapple).

In any event, not my cup of tea (I can think of better things to do with pineapples)

And that is

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Just to make it a little more fun here.

The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are

"Why is it doing that?" "Where are we?" and "Oh Sh!t!"

Just to make it a little more fun here.

The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are

"Why is it doing that?" "Where are we?" and "Oh Sh!t!"

What about:

"zzzzzzz <snore> zzzzzzzz"

"Allah Akbar !"

"Oops !"

"Wheresh the top fer this vodka bottle. Never mind, itsh empty......."

(ps: This is "The Last Word" thread, not "The Famous Last Words" thread !)

Kerry, since you're living in a Pattaya Condo...why don't you have a break on your balcony and look a bit down to that concrete parking lot beneath it...Brit will be happy to copy/paste the relating PPN article later on....

Kerry, since you're living in a Pattaya Condo...why don't you have a break on your balcony and look a bit down to that concrete parking lot beneath it...Brit will be happy to copy/paste the relating PPN article later on....

Sorry, Thai apartment, not a condo. Only 3 floors up, doubt the drop would kill me. If by chance I survived the fall though, the traffic that roars past while the kids are playing out there would probably finish me off.

Wouldn't make the news though. The "clan" here would just dump my remains down the storm sewer then divvy up my belongings.

Gluaka would be suspicious for a short while when she noticed I wasn't posting any more, then she'd be elated, thinking she'd finally be able to get

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Apartment? then you don't properly live in Patters yet

If the fall won't kill you; you are just a tourist!

Apartment? then you don't properly live in Patters yet

If the fall won't kill you; you are just a tourist!

I'm just living here until I decide wear I might rather be (like Trat for example). When I find and area and a place I like, then I'll buy.

In the meantime though, I'll stay where I am and enjoy

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Tourist