First name = name of your first pet

Last name = name of the street you grew up on, or first lived on.

Mine is Flash Lane.

Which I think has a certain ring to it.

Flash, suggesting a rather injudicious use of the raincoat; and Lane, alluding to a Hollywood dynasty or the past tense of getting laid.

First name = name of your first pet

Last name = name of the street you grew up on, or first lived on.

Mine is Flash Lane.

Which I think has a certain ring to it.

Flash, suggesting a rather injudicious use of the raincoat; and Lane, alluding to a Hollywood dynasty or the past tense of getting laid.

I always knew it as your mothers maiden name, for the second part of the name. Think it works better too

Kitzy Alfrederstrasse. Now that's sexy!

Fritz Bulan

I always knew it as your mothers maiden name, for the second part of the name. Think it works better too

Kitzy Menzel????

My favorite real life name that could be used as a pornstar name is a guy I went to high school with. Get this - Richard Licker. <deleted> were his parents thinking of?? Maybe along the lines of Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue?"

Mine would be "Lady Road" not much of a masculine ring to it!

Ummmm I had a couple of drinks with Nina Hartley! Jing Jing!

Mine is Benjie mule. Hey i like that name

Flea Bag - Logging Road 10-100

(I grew up way, way, waaaay back in the boonies)

Mine would be Strawberry 34th!

Doesn't work.............

Mine would be Strawberry 34th!

Doesn't work.............

...perhaps in countries that use numbers instead of names for the sides of their blocks.

Strawberry Street, however does have sort of "come and taste what I have" sort of sound.

Piggy Road

Pepe Patton.

Sorry, I made a mistake - It would be Piggy Succoth

Not any better..

(Queen of) Sheba Marconi

LaoPo

Scarlot Burniston

Fido Clifton

First name = name of your first pet

Last name = name of the street you grew up on, or first lived on.

Mine is Flash Lane.

Which I think has a certain ring to it.

Flash, suggesting a rather injudicious use of the raincoat; and Lane, alluding to a Hollywood dynasty or the past tense of getting laid.

Purple Haze Lane.

Real name of a 'soi' in the foothills of Santa Barbara!

Well, I've just named the new kitten.So the name will be......

box crescent

Chesty LeSlong.

Chesty LeSlong.

Now I do believe you would look, well, maybe not sexy but befitting in a G-string, UG . . . er, Chesty.

Prince Emerald I like it.

Chesty LeSlong.

Now I do believe you would look, well, maybe not sexy but befitting in a G-string, UG . . . er, Chesty.

I would look better is a circus tent!

Chesty LeSlong.

Now I do believe you would look, well, maybe not sexy but befitting in a G-string, UG . . . er, Chesty.

I would look better is a circus tent!

Doesn't Thai food afford you an opportunity to diet, Ulysses?

I don't especially like Thai food except a few dishes which I've eaten till I'm bored.

I've lost 10 pounds in the last two weels eating only fruits and vegetables. I don't get hungry, but it isn't very exciting.

Maybe not exciting to you, but I'm sure the wifey is excited.

Mine thought me too slender, so she plumped me up. Now she wants me to thin out again. I'm all for it. My problem is that I love Thai food; at least about 95% of it. Makes it sooooo hard for me to stop eating.

My problem is that I love Thai food; at least about 95% of it. Makes it sooooo hard for me to stop eating.

At least it's a lot harder getting fat on Thai food than eating Philly cheese-steak sandwiches and apple pie ala mode at the Dukes!

Abyssinia Stanley

my cat had a lot more class than I did - or do

Abyssinia

Are you from Albania, Stu??

Smokey Olive

quote]Ummmm I had a couple of drinks with Nina Hartley! Jing Jing!

She's hot. Did she flirt? Any pics?