Having managed to escape from the mrs during an extended shopping mission for a few ales and a view.

Shorts.. Just when u see that micro mini sit opposite you cross her legs and there it is thigh length shorts...

Everywhere short skirts then bang... Shorts underneath.. It's not the same as it used to be.

Pants..that's what it is just pants... Or not as the case maybe

It's fashion.

And men can do nothing about the bond between wimmin and fashun.

One suggestion - we all know about moths and woollen garments - so find a bug that eats Lycra.