Man Murdered After Sexually Assaulting His Friend’s Cow

[Cricketnut]

Should I cry or laugh about this one?

Feel sorry for the dead man, but can't stop laughing for the reasons of the murder.

Rape a cow? And the cow cried aloud?

Have you seen a veterinarian examining a cow?

I'm lost.

its only rape if the cow said no

does moo count?

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[Cricketnut]

Whose laughing now ?

Should have had a whistle...

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[Runamile]

The cow is now claiming that when it said Moo, it was referring to a Thai backstreet.

[Cricketnut]

The cow is now claiming that when it said Moo, it was referring to a Thai backstreet.

didn't want to get busted for prostitution or grass for that matter....

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[jonwilly]

"i think the thai cows are more attractive than the saudi camels"

Any animal is more attractive than a Camel.

Ugliest creature on this planet.

john

[Yunla]

His face turned pail when he herd his future is now at steak. He's in veally big trouble.

Moo means moo.

[dighambara]

People share three STDs (sexually transmitted diseases) with animals: Gonnoreah - with Pigs, Syphillis - with sheep, and AIDS with Apes.

[Pimay1]

"i think the thai cows are more attractive than the saudi camels"

Any animal is more attractive than a Camel.

Ugliest creature on this planet.

john

Obviously you have never seen a photo of Nancy Pelosi.

[ezzra]

I'm at a loss here, I have out done by others and all the good jokes have been used,

I guess no 'likes' for me on this one....

[samuidee]

abuse of any kind on a dumb animal deserves this - well done

[ABCer]

The usual 'triangle' problem. One cowgirl, two cowboys... One faster on the draw, the other shorter on temper...

A new definition of an animal lovers

Edited March 31, 2014 by ABCer

[boomerangutang]

if u stroke the cow's tunnel entrance for a few minutes first there is no need for KY and a more natural enjoyable experience for both partners.

We've got experts on all sorts of topics, here on T.Visa.

All kidding aside, if the story is true, does the killer get prosecuted for murder? I'd hope he doesn't get excused due to the macabre scenario. After all, Thai justice is subjective and often officials are eager to excuse wrong-doers (depending on connections, social status, pay-offs).

[sirchai]

It was really an discussion with the cows keeper over sinsot that caused the killing. He was creaming off the profits.

Are the KURDS into this sort of thing ??? YOGOURT to hand it to them if they are.

Only if some good looking females are watching them. happened to an Ex-girl friend of mine in Anatolia.

[Luk Mhee]

Bestiality is not an uncommon occurrence upcountry; it’s practiced almost daily, again its poor education on ethics. But I see soon this practice will be bought to Bangkok within the next few weeks.

[danmarnj]

I wonder if the cow will need therapy.

I understand the cow is currently in therapy, but is so traumatized, it can't talk about it, Can only act it out with dolls. so sad

[GuyL]

"i think the thai cows are more attractive than the saudi camels"

Any animal is more attractive than a Camel.

Ugliest creature on this planet.

john

A camel can be smoking hot!

Sorry, I actually meant: "A Camel can be smoking hot!"

Edited March 31, 2014 by GuyL

[danmarnj]

"i think the thai cows are more attractive than the saudi camels"

Any animal is more attractive than a Camel.

Ugliest creature on this planet.

john

A camel can be smoking hot!

camel.jpg

Sorry, I actually meant: "A Camel can be smoking hot!"

xPack_of_camelj.jpg

I'd walk a mile for a camel

[keemapoot]

"i think the thai cows are more attractive than the saudi camels"

Any animal is more attractive than a Camel.

Ugliest creature on this planet.

john

A camel can be smoking hot!

camel.jpg

Sorry, I actually meant: "A Camel can be smoking hot!"

xPack_of_camelj.jpg

I'd walk a mile for a camel

Nothing sexier than a camel's toe.

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[harrry]

It was really an discussion with the cows keeper over sinsot that caused the killing. He was creaming off the profits.

Are the KURDS into this sort of thing ??? YOGOURT to hand it to them if they are.

Only if some good looking females are watching them. happened to an Ex-girl friend of mine in Anatolia.

They have nice looking sheep in Anatolia. Hope the GF was not a donkey

Edited March 31, 2014 by harrry

[Eloelo]

Blunt force trauma..sounds terribly C.S.I in oz it would be a 4 x 2 to the back of the head! killed somchai due to a marital dispute with his same sex partner who was coveting his neighbours cow! I really have a beef with this reporting!

[trainman34014]

If someone got murdered every time a Sheep got shagged in Wales there wouldn't be any Humans left alive in the country as it's a National pastime. They are much smarter though and instead of picking up a blunt instrument they pick up a Camcorder and film each other 'at it'. Those tapes sell well later.

By the way, if you want to try it get Wellington Boots two sizes too big for you as there has to be room for the Sheep's back legs as well as yours to stop 'recoil' !

Cachau bant

I touched a nerve there then !

[BugJackBaron]

Poor Bessie. The bovine will be cowed by the experience forever.

Bestiality in songs?

(1 min mark)

[HerbalEd]

Poor Bessie. The bovine will be cowed by the experience forever.

Bestiality in songs?

(1 min mark)

Very sweet ballad.

[baxida]

Moral of the story is never to trust a cow, they always kiss and tell!

[mrtoad]

Edited March 31, 2014 by mrtoad

[Amusements]

They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? BTW RIP.

Seen most Saturdays in Bala:

Wow! Nice bahh girl

[tullynagardy]

Bestiality is not an uncommon occurrence upcountry; it’s practiced almost daily, again its poor education on ethics. But I see soon this practice will be bought to Bangkok within the next few weeks.

You got a trip to the city lined up you rascal?

[samuidee]

sick perverts

[Tropicalevo]

Love triangle with the cow and the two friends? What would cause a friend to murder his friend over sexually assaulting a cow? Bizzare tales from LOS

She was an attractive and affectionate cow. Jealousy?

[Showbags]

Love triangle with the cow and the two friends? What would cause a friend to murder his friend over sexually assaulting a cow? Bizzare tales from LOS

She was an attractive and affectionate cow. Jealousy?

Same qualities my ex had when we first met.