Brazilian man names son 'Zidane Thierry Henry Barthez'

A seven-year-old Brazilian boy has been named after so many French football stars that he struggles to pronounce his own name.

He is called Zinedine Yazid Zidane Thierry Henry Barthez Eric Felipe Silva Santos.

The little Zidane, as he is simply known, can pronounce his first three names without a problem but stumbles afer that.

"I don't know them yet. I never learned them," Zidane told the G1 news website.

Even though France defeated Brazil in the 2006 World Cup, the boy's father said he decided to pay tribute to three of the team's stars: Barthez, Zidane and Henry.

The name Eric is a tribute to French forward and Manchester United legend Eric Cantona while Felipe pays homage to Brazil's manager Luiz Felipe Scolari.

Silva Santos is the last name of the family, which lives in a suburb of Maceio, the capital of the northeastern state of Alagoas, where his father flies the flags of Brazil and France together.

His father, Petrucio Santos, said he became passionate about France when he visited two daughters who live in the European country a few years ago.

"I was won over by the friendliness of French people and I decided to learn the language to be able to speak it without sounding ridiculous if I visit again," the shopkeeper said.

But when Zidane was asked whether he liked his name, he said: "No. I would have loved to be named Luiz Gustavo," the Brazilian midfielder.

-- (c) Copyright AFP 2014-07-03

at least it wasn't Sue.... Recall Arsenal-Man U game when Thierry somehow got ball from Barthez between drop from hands and kick from foot. Disallowed of course, but was one of those "how did he do that?" moments

Let's hope the kid likes football, or he will grow up hating his moron father.

Better than "Fred Fred Fred Fred".

Maybe a German will name his son Geoff Hurst

If he wanted a simple footballer's name then the obvious one is Wayne.

One second thoughts maybe not. Would you want to be named after a player who scores one World Cup goal every ten years?

Zinedine Yazid Zidane Thierry Henry Barthez Eric Felipe Silva Santos

Okay, does he have a middle name?

I'm naming my very next cockapoo: Howard.