Please stop repeating the same cliched one-liners on every other thread

[Rykbanlor]

I feels me a rant coming on:

If you are not humorous or creative enough to come up with some more interesting or constructive comments, and all you can do is type in the same hackneyed little comments that were maybe a tiny bit funny once, when the first person to think of it posted it, then please hold off until you think of something better.

The list showing the top three (please feel free to add to the list):

1. "No Thai person could do something that vile", - ok, ok, we get it. Some Police officer said it in the aftermath of the Koh Tao murders, it's ridiculous, it's been lampooned and really, a few times is enough, and it was 6 months ago.

2. " Maybe they could pin it on a couple of Burmese lads" or any variations. See the previous post. If this is the height of your wit and banter, then you are still probably telling Tommy Cooper jokes and watching Morecambe and Wise xmas shows on the weekend. If you have to recycle this line, spend a few hours thinking how it could be done without using the same phrases over and over again, verbatim.

3. "More quality tourists" Yes, very good, well done. Let me call in the Thai-TV sound effects team to score your fabulously pithy repartee.

Enjoy and don't take it too seriously (particularly ye olde Morecambe and Wise fans)

[Swiss1960]

OP, take your medicine, stop ranting around and don't read topics that you don't like

(note: this could either be number 4 to 6.. or meant towards the OP... but who knows... up to you...)

(note on note: "up to you" could be number 7...)

[FritsSikkink]

4) I feels me a rant coming on

[CharlieH]

Off to the Pub.

Moved

[Rykbanlor]

OP, take your medicine, stop ranting around and don't read topics that you don't like

(note: this could either be number 4 to 6.. or meant towards the OP... but who knows... up to you...)

(note on note: "up to you" could be number 7...)

Well done - Take your medicine, I missed that.

Its not the topics I don't like.

[wangsuda]

What about the inevitable one word: "Thainess"? Does that qualify?

[mrtoad]

David Truscott

[Costas2008]

OP, I keep repeating on my posts that I like the present Prime Minister.

Is that good or bad?

Should I carry on as before, considering many members agree with me?

Your advice will be appreciated.

Edited February 24, 2015 by Costas2008

[SoiBiker]

Don't be so heartless. Repeating the same old crap on thread after thread is the only fun some of these guys have. Why take it away from them?

[Squeegee]

Half the people here make repeated visits to this country for sex and the company of women whose conversational prowess consists of "What your name Where you come from? How long you stay Thailand?" and they are perfectly fine with it, so don't be surprised if "Another quality tourist" or "Hub of..." is the sum of their own wit.

[Costas2008]

Half the people here make repeated visits to this country for sex and the company of women whose conversational prowess consists of "What your name Where you come from? How long you stay Thailand?" and they are perfectly fine with it, so don't be surprised if "Another quality tourist" or "Hub of..." is the sum of their own wit.

Squeegee, you seem to be very knowledgeable about the conversational prowess of the women here.

Just makes me think........

[steve187]

No Thai western person could do something that vile and start this thread, Maybe they could pin it on a couple of Burmese Brit lads, More quality tourists posters will reply to this thread.

No cliched one liners in my post.

[Swiss1960]

Half the people here make repeated visits to this country for sex and the company of women whose conversational prowess consists of "What your name Where you come from? How long you stay Thailand?" and they are perfectly fine with it, so don't be surprised if "Another quality tourist" or "Hub of..." is the sum of their own wit.

Squeegee, you seem to be very knowledgeable about the conversational prowess of the women here.

Just makes me think........

I think you are already beyond just thinking, dear Costas... given your strolls down Walking Street and various other sois while your wife is working... you are obviously looking for first-hand experience...

Edited February 24, 2015 by Swiss1960

[Squeegee]

Half the people here make repeated visits to this country for sex and the company of women whose conversational prowess consists of "What your name Where you come from? How long you stay Thailand?" and they are perfectly fine with it, so don't be surprised if "Another quality tourist" or "Hub of..." is the sum of their own wit.

Squeegee, you seem to be very knowledgeable about the conversational prowess of the women here.

Just makes me think........

I'm not whiter than white myself Costas, and I'm not having a go at the guys here for going with Thai prostitutes. I'm just saying that since so many Western guys come here for the ladies of the night, and since that's their conversation, then it stands to reason those guys will be fine with a broken record, even when it's coming from their own mouth.

[Headgame]

My name is Headgame.

I am from Podunkia.

I stay in Thailand. long time.

What's your name?

Where you come from?

How long you stay in Thailand?

Please come back to my loom with me.

Yes, I have my ATM card.

Always works for me.

[Crazy chef 1]

Gerbil,Badger and grind house....'nuff said....

[daveAustin]

I agree to an extent i part, certainly with throwaway 'if you don't like it' and 'don't let the door hit your arse on the way out' lines. Probably not worth starting a thread about, however, because tripe is the nature of online fora and social media and different people are typing the same thing. It's not a paid-for service and is thus loaded up with trolls and warriors. But if you think this is bad, have you seen YouTube lately, even after the big cleanup?

Btw, few outside the UK would have an inkling who Morecambe & Wise and Tommy Cooper were. Just like that!

[canuckamuck]

Also tired of hub jokes, TGAU, and what the hell is a pikey?

[mesquite]

Off to the Pub.

Moved

So you've been called out of retirement, Charlie H? You were an Honorary Member just a few days ago I believe.

[Crazy chef 1]

Also tired of hub jokes, TGAU, and what the hell is a pikey?

Digital pikey is the right term...

[gerry123]

run forest run

[gerry123]

Also tired of hub jokes, TGAU, and what the hell is a pikey?

Digital pikey is the right term...

slang for gypsies in Dorset even worse commonly known as kakers

[Crazy chef 1]

Also tired of hub jokes, TGAU, and what the hell is a pikey?

Digital pikey is the right term...

slang for gypsies in Dorset even worse commonly known as kakers

Or in Germany...how do you like gypsy schnitzel..Sinthie or Roma???

[DaddyWarbucks]

Half the people here make repeated visits to this country for sex and the company of women whose conversational prowess consists of "What your name Where you come from? How long you stay Thailand?" and they are perfectly fine with it, so don't be surprised if "Another quality tourist" or "Hub of..." is the sum of their own wit.

Squeegee, you seem to be very knowledgeable about the conversational prowess of the women here.

Just makes me think........

I think you are already beyond just thinking, dear Costas... given your strolls down Walking Street and various other sois while your wife is working... you are obviously looking for first-hand experience...

Where is Costas now?

Still in the countryside, or has he made the move to Pattaya yet?

[marko kok prong]

Also tired of hub jokes, TGAU, and what the hell is a pikey?

Yeah siam.

[Jingthing]

There are two kinds of people in the world ...

[slipperylobster]

No...tell me it isn't true.

ThaiVisa is becoming a hub of cliches on thailand.

[scorecard]

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Half the people here make repeated visits to this country for sex and the company of women whose conversational prowess consists of "What your name Where you come from? How long you stay Thailand?" and they are perfectly fine with it, so don't be surprised if "Another quality tourist" or "Hub of..." is the sum of their own wit.

Squeegee, you seem to be very knowledgeable about the conversational prowess of the women here.

Just makes me think........ alt=whistling.gif>

Well I thought the post was about the conversation capabilities of sex tourists in terms of the subjects they can converse about and their ability to construct sentences and sometimes broken English being the extent of their capabilities.

[HooHaa]

No...tell me it isn't true.

ThaiVisa is becoming a hub of cliches on thailand.

becoming? there has been nothing new or interesting posted here in over a year, though you could argue over 5 years.

the greater a financial concern this place becomes the less interesting it gets, and any vaguely interesting or controversial poster is given the boot.

to top it off, in the interests of generating new content admin has stooped to quoting the likes of stickboy.

i used to delight in the banter here, but lately clicking show new content turns up only the same threads daily.

[StreetCowboy]

No...tell me it isn't true.

ThaiVisa is becoming a hub of cliches on thailand.

becoming? there has been nothing new or interesting posted here in over a year, though you could argue over 5 years.

the greater a financial concern this place becomes the less interesting it gets, and any vaguely interesting or controversial poster is given the boot.

to top it off, in the interests of generating new content admin has stooped to quoting the likes of stickboy.

i used to delight in the banter here, but lately clicking show new content turns up only the same threads daily.

It's your own fault, for not contributing to interesting threads like the rugby league thread. I can't carry all you deadwoods forever