Is This Normal?

[fatter than harry]

My computer is being gay, just wondered if this is normal behaviour...

Everytime* I log onto the 'net my connection disconnects itself within normally 3 - 5 minutes and hangs, meaning I have to press a pencil into the teeny tiny reboot hole.

It did exactly the same thing at its last desk so I'm pretty sure it's not the connection - does this sound like a virus? Or is my computer just filled with lepricons and imps?

* maybe 80% of the time, at other times it's ok, there's no rhyme or reason to it and its really getting me down.

Any advice would or thoughts would be appreciated.

[francois]

hi'

it's a virus

I forgot the name of it, but it does this ... shutdown or restart randomly

and some more damage I forgot too ...

can you use a online antivirus to check your disk?

or use the cd of norton before the install, there is an option for a virus scan ...

if you use XP, de-activate system-restore before cleaning and re-activate after

I'll look for the name of it ...

or may be someone remember it, it's easier to run a desinfection tool

francois

[Basher]

Naa

I'm a computer tech and I just used my Gay detector on your original post and your computer is definitely gay mate.

I suggest you light a few scented candles round it and put 'Terms of endearment 'on the video, it might settle down then.

Good luck love

Bash

[Basher]

Ohh

I just had a thought, it could be one of those 'backdoor' trojan thingys, and as you you know your computer is Gay then maybe it is the 'Choclate Love Tunneller' virus which was know to hit many gay celebrities computers in the states last week.

Careful as it may develope into the 'up hill gardener' worm, nasty for sure

Bash

[Axel]

...I have to press a pencil into the teeny tiny reboot hole.

Shoot, I try to do this since ages, times before there was a computer.

But than, they all complained, '[pencil is too small'

[fatter than harry]

Thanks fellas,

I used a pippet to drip a bottle of poppers into the disc drive, It's really responding well to Culture Club's Greatest hits - problem solved!