What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[Wilsonandson]

I was in the Army for 5 years, fought in the Falklands. These lot out here, bunch of pansies. Call those army boots, I spent hours polishing my boots. Spit and polish that's what the called me back in Goose Green.

[sickwaterbuffalo2]

no way that i'd live in sh@thole like Thailand where i wouldn't earn 4.95 an hour for flipping burgers which provides me with a comfortably lifestyle in <insert location>.

Wel nice to now at least one person in this world believes in fairy tales ,,please show us pics of youre wealth and property to youre name in Thailand ,Or the roll of toilet paper wich states you enjoy the same rights as Thai nationals concerning the above.

If not flipping burgers is out of the question for you!

[Naam]

no way that i'd live in sh@thole like Thailand where i wouldn't earn 4.95 an hour for flipping burgers which provides me with a comfortably lifestyle in <insert location>.

Wel nice to now at least one person in this world believes in fairy tales ,,please show us pics of youre wealth and property to youre name in Thailand ,Or the roll of toilet paper wich states you enjoy the same rights as Thai nationals concerning the above.

If not flipping burgers is out of the question for you!

please show us pictures of the joint where you flip burgers.

[sickwaterbuffalo2]

no way that i'd live in sh@thole like Thailand where i wouldn't earn 4.95 an hour for flipping burgers which provides me with a comfortably lifestyle in <insert location>.

Wel nice to now at least one person in this world believes in fairy tales ,,please show us pics of youre wealth and property to youre name in Thailand ,Or the roll of toilet paper wich states you enjoy the same rights as Thai nationals concerning the above.

If not flipping burgers is out of the question for you!

please show us pictures of the joint where you flip burgers.

I lack the technical skills needed to flip burgers......so solly.

[aerozeppelin]

Guys are staring at my thai girlfriend because she is so sexy

[Ace of Pop]

The new car is for my Wife yeh we believe you.

[Berkshire]

Guys are staring at my thai girlfriend because she is so sexy

Good one. Another one: "Thai men are so jealous because my Thai GF is so sexy."

[Merylhighground]

Guys are staring at my thai girlfriend because she is so sexy

Good one. Another one: "Thai men are so jealous because my Thai GF is so sexy."

Half Thai/Chinese MBA GF whose high ranking military father owns half of Bangkok and bought me a BMW last week....?

[JAS21]

Guys are staring at my thai girlfriend because she is so sexy

Good one. Another one: "Thai men are so jealous because my Thai GF is so sexy."

Half Thai/Chinese MBA GF whose high ranking military father owns half of Bangkok and bought me a BMW last week....?

She is 2-timing both of us then ... I wondered where she went on Mon-Wed-Fri and Sunday evening. By the way I chose white, what colour did you settle for and I went for the M5 what did you go for.

[sickwaterbuffalo2]

Pick up trucks are safe.

[SoiBiker]

Thai women don't like Thai men.

[HLover]

Micheal Jackson made Prince look macho.

[wherma22]

I made it...

[HLover]

' I believe I can fly....'

[Gecko123]

I actually prefer instant to fresh ground.

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[transam]

I am not fat, you lot just don't eat enough..........

[arunsakda]

I'm not the "Lowest of the low Farang scum and Rubbish".

[ttthailand]

The biggest lie and also the most told has to be" I'm done drinking " . Just about in every case, including yours truly, a day or two later back on the pi55. Life is good

[Jeddah Jo]

Next time I am definitely staying single.

[AZBill]

Westerners are generally not respected by Thai women because they know the vast majority of westerners that come to Thailand are losers in life, only there for sex and show no respect for Thais. When many of you talk about the Thai women you speak as though they're from another planet and here to only serve your own prurient interests and steal what little money you have. Why? Because your frame of reference are hookers! Hookers everywhere do the exact same thing and for the exact same reasons. I dare say most hookers everywhere would probably rather do something other than being hookers so Thai hookers are no different than any other hookers. Decent Thai women know all this and they avoid most of you like the plague. English teacher simply means sexpat to a good Thai woman. My wife has joked about it many times. Like any women anywhere they can see a loser coming from a mile away.

[Ace of Pop]

So You got Spotted then.[emoji572]️

[HLover]

'I am a genius at figuring out the difference between foreigners (or farangs, if I am really enlightened) and their relationships with Thai women; because my wife tells me words of infinite wisdom and I cling to it like a baby on a teat because I am a shallow beta male who was beaten senseless both physically and psychologically since I was a boy.'

[balo]

I can slap a Thai in his face and get away with it.

[BritManToo]

Westerners are generally not respected by Thai women because they know the vast majority of westerners that come to Thailand are losers in life, only there for sex and show no respect for Thais.

You think prostitutes deserve your respect?

[ardokano]

I can slap a Thai in his face and get away with it.

If deep pocket why not?

[ardokano]

Westerners are generally not respected by Thai women because they know the vast majority of westerners that come to Thailand are losers in life, only there for sex and show no respect for Thais.

You think prostitutes deserve your respect?

I even not thinks they NEED respect..

Ofcouse if guys pay

[Berkshire]

Westerners are generally not respected by Thai women because they know the vast majority of westerners that come to Thailand are losers in life, only there for sex and show no respect for Thais.

You think prostitutes deserve your respect?

You think that prostitutes deserve no respect? Last I checked, they're still human beings.

[dick dasterdly]

I can slap a Thai in his face and get away with it.

I'm so integrated in the community that foreigners being kicked in the head (even though they're already on the floor) doesn't bother me anymore.

[ScotBkk]

Westerners are generally not respected by Thai women because they know the vast majority of westerners that come to Thailand are losers in life, only there for sex and show no respect for Thais. When many of you talk about the Thai women you speak as though they're from another planet and here to only serve your own prurient interests and steal what little money you have. Why? Because your frame of reference are hookers! Hookers everywhere do the exact same thing and for the exact same reasons. I dare say most hookers everywhere would probably rather do something other than being hookers so Thai hookers are no different than any other hookers. Decent Thai women know all this and they avoid most of you like the plague. English teacher simply means sexpat to a good Thai woman. My wife has joked about it many times. Like any women anywhere they can see a loser coming from a mile away.

Amazing deduction Khun Azbill

Seems like you got the cream of the crop and don't get the usual money grabbing bastards us losers seem to be dealt. I made 3 of them pregnant being my main prurient interest so assume I'm your perfect candidate for decent Thai women folks avoiding me like the bubonic plague.

Me being inclined to have my utmost lascivious or lustful thoughts, desires, etc with testosterone levels going through the roof like a Soi dog on heat mid-season. Before you rant n' rave I support them all and still looking for my next victims having enough sperm inside me to create famine.

Looks like I'll have to suffer with those sexy Goldiggers for the rest of my life !!

Just saying .........

[ardokano]

Westerners are generally not respected by Thai women because they know the vast majority of westerners that come to Thailand are losers in life, only there for sex and show no respect for Thais.

You think prostitutes deserve your respect?

You think that prostitutes deserve no respect? Last I checked, they're still human beings.

they themselves do not respect