What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[theguyfromanotherforum]

I live in Thong Lor because that's where all the hiso girls hang out.

[Rc2702]

8 hours ago, roo860 said:

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I'm from crewe so I can't be scum 

[Denim]

I can't get an std from oral sex ..................can I ?

[SoiBiker]

1 hour ago, theguyfromanotherforum said:

I live in Thong Lor because that's where all the hiso girls hang out.

 

I could afford to live in Thong Lor - I just choose not to. 

[balo]

I am not a walking ATM like the rest of my friends. 

 

 

 

 

[Satcommlee]

"She's different" LOL!

[Rhys]

you're the first, so I will pull out...

[Rc2702]

My windows licences are all genuine

[AlexRich]

That they are "very hansum man".

[Sattphalat]

Looking forward too 3 weeks holiday in Thailand.
To visit the extended family in a dead end village in Issan, an learn all about the Thai culture. ;-)



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[thehelmsman]

If I can get another 10,000 posts out in 2017 maybe I'll have a chance to be POTY. 

[transam]

5 minutes ago, thehelmsman said:

If I can get another 10,000 posts out in 2017 maybe I'll have a chance to be POTY. 

It don't work like that, envious folk out there try and feeeerk the POTY thing up for them...

 

[thehelmsman]

1 minute ago, transam said:

It don't work like that, envious folk out there try and feeeerk the POTY thing up for them...

 

 

Sounds like you're afraid of a little competition. I've been away from the internet for awhile.......who won? Don't make me search.......

[transam]

Just now, thehelmsman said:

 

Sounds like you're afraid of a little competition. I've been away from the internet for awhile.......who won? Don't make me search.......

I am afraid of nothing, too old for that shit.....You must ask a friend to what happened, on the phone.....Take toooooooo long here....

[anotheruser]

18 hours ago, SoiBiker said:

 

I could afford to live in Thong Lor - I just choose not to. 

 

Living in Thong Lor makes me somehow special. 

[eldragon]

"If this keeps up, people are gonna stop coming to Thailand."

"Cambodia's looking pretty nice right about now."

"She did what she had to do (but she doesn't do it anymore)."

"I trust her."

"Things are going downhill back home."

"This guy is driving really fast, but he seems pretty sharp. We'll be fine."


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[SoiBiker]

Motorbike taxi? It'll be fine. 

[lemonjelly]

I can stop smoking anytime I want, no problem.

[SoiBiker]

I'm not that fat. 

[Saastrajaa]

"She only barebacks with me; she uses condoms with other guys."

[Saastrajaa]

On 6/13/2016 at 0:46 AM, maprao said:

Normally 1000 does it! So I am told

 

10 years ago, maybe...

[eldragon]

"She only barebacks with me; she uses condoms with other guys."

"Her job makes her get tested once a week. Anyway, that's how she makes her living, so she'd never put her health at risk. If she got an STD, she'd have to stop working."


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[tukkytuktuk]

I'm the most handsome man in Pattaya.

[transam]

Fink I should start a topic about "Lies farangs tell about others".......

[Rc2702]

Clearly he's a good guy

[thehelmsman]

On ‎1‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 8:51 PM, transam said:

I am afraid of nothing, too old for that shit.....You must ask a friend to what happened, on the phone.....Take toooooooo long here....

You're gonna half to work on your comedy..........emotions can only take you so far.

[transam]

1 minute ago, thehelmsman said:

You're gonna half to work on your comedy..........emotions can only take you so far.

I don't "half" to work on my comedy.....It comes naturally.....Am soooooo lucky....

 

 

[thehelmsman]

2 minutes ago, transam said:

I don't "half" to work on my comedy.....It comes naturally.....Am soooooo lucky....

 

 

You like my play on words dun't chu..............

[transam]

2 minutes ago, thehelmsman said:

You like my play on words dun't chu..............

Not sure about that but carry on........

[SoiBiker]

I'll just have a couple of beers then go home.