followed by a

a creamy camembert

flavoured beer mix.

That french cheese

doesn't compare with

slowly simmered seal

but can compete

in the champion

trophy event for

for tastiest cheese

which also smells

like a camembert !!

'That was delicious',

but tasted greasy

said the poor

young yorky engineer

as she licked

the label of

a Quickeze pack.

She burped then...

a wet fart

, like the ones

grandma drops relentlessly

in the back...

in the back

of her courtyard.....

Jack climbed up

to see what

the beanstork looked

the beanstork looked

like over night

it had grown