Chelsea Fc Thread

[wilai]

Sakhoooooooo! That's my boy Bob

thankfully just the one, think i might have clawed a couple points back on you this week, nothing significant

Yeah...decent week for you mate. Firestarter lost a BP after I got me 'ead down. Maybe he torched a dressing room or something?

[carmine]

My word this threads diversified! First i've heard of "the dutch afterburner" and hopefully its the last!

If i could just sneak back to football, i fancy Chelsea 2-0 tonight. Ofcourse is Ozil is played in his correct no10 position theres always a chance they will open you up but Chelsea seem to have too much firepower. Costa to score again i presume!

and for my next prediction..............

[P45Mustang]

@ mjj and all other faithful Chelsea supporters.

If it wasn't me, the bitter scousers would be having a go at somebody else on here.

I'll take the cr@p, you just stick it in the back of their net.

The more the merrier.

[P45Mustang]

My word this threads diversified! First i've heard of "the dutch afterburner" and hopefully its the last!

If i could just sneak back to football, i fancy Chelsea 2-0 tonight. Ofcourse is Ozil is played in his correct no10 position theres always a chance they will open you up but Chelsea seem to have too much firepower. Costa to score again i presume!

and for my next prediction..............

UNITED top 4?

[P45Mustang]

You can't stop us now MrBo we're a baying mob with torches and pitchforks.

Come on then.

[P45Mustang]

Highest number of goals scored in the Prem? Chelsea FC.

Biggest goal diff? Chelsea FC.

Only unbeaten team in the Prem? Chelsea FC.

Only unbeaten team in all competitions including the Championes League? Chelsea FC.

Best manager? Pellegrino.

Oh yeah.

[P45Mustang]

This season .....we race.

He wasn't wrong, was he.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdXNIEEIJyY

[P45Mustang]

Oi, you lot! F.O. with the cr4p on this thread. You might want to p155 off P45, but this isn't his personal thread.

You're paying now for not disowning the crank when you had the chance. Even were he permanently banned the thread would smell like cat piss for months.

A tad personal, jellybean? May I politely suggest that the smell of cat piss or dogsh*t on this thread is not of my making.

Sakho!. You wouldn't want a name like that if you were a manager, would ya.

Roy Rodgers would be another name I wouldn't go for.

Looks like Big Sam is up to 7th. Same points as Liverpool, superior goal diff. QPR looking iffy mind.

[P45Mustang]

Gravitas mate, gravitas.

As MadDog Simmonds says, carry on Jose.

Next.

[DerekMarshall]

Oi, you lot! F.O. with the cr4p on this thread. You might want to p155 off P45, but this isn't his personal thread.

You're paying now for not disowning the crank when you had the chance. Even were he permanently banned the thread would smell like cat piss for months.

A tad personal, jellybean? May I politely suggest that the smell of cat piss or dogsh*t on this thread is not of my making.

Sakho!. You wouldn't want a name like that if you were a manager, would ya.

You would nt want a name like Sak ho! in Thailand! oh wait Porn, Supaporn,, waraporn (wara Spanish for dirty) Sak ho would blend in!

[Chicog]

You'll learn Derek, you'll learn.

[oldgit]

^ Might bring Super Mario in for next gameweek Chiqs....QPR away

and i left naismith on the bench again today

Me too mate.....Might come in useful if Sakho is fire-damaged tho!

OG! <deleted>

Why are you having a go at me?

[P45Mustang]

^

I wouldn't worry oldgit. I think it's a Liverpool own goal.

Like, off the back of Skrtel's head. Like.

Edited October 6, 2014 by P45Mustang

[P45Mustang]

Oi, you lot! F.O. with the cr4p on this thread. You might want to p155 off P45, but this isn't his personal thread.

You're paying now for not disowning the crank when you had the chance. Even were he permanently banned the thread would smell like cat piss for months.

A tad personal, jellybean? May I politely suggest that the smell of cat piss or dogsh*t on this thread is not of my making.

Sakho!. You wouldn't want a name like that if you were a manager, would ya.

You would nt want a name like Sak ho! in Thailand! oh wait Porn, Supaporn,, waraporn (wara Spanish for dirty) Sak ho would blend in!

West Ham Sak ho seems to be blending in fine.

Not sure about the Liverpool Sak ho though.

Seems to have got the hump with Rodgers.

Balotelli's Gung Ho doesn't seem to be working either.

[rijit]

an important win congrats on that but ,baring hazard dont particulary find any thing appealing about murrys chelsea ,intimidating , nasty and dirty imo its borderline as whole whether football be better of without them wont be watching any of their games in future. i know,,,, i 'll be missed!!!!

[P45Mustang]

an important win congrats on that but ,baring hazard dont particulary find any thing appealing about murrys chelsea ,intimidating , nasty and dirty imo its borderline as whole whether football be better of without them wont be watching any of their games in future. i know,,,, i 'll be missed!!!!

Might miss a few nice goals rij.

But up to you.

[rijit]

Yeah, i know mustang, but the constant fouling to stop and break up play, the little bits off the ball, its all deliberate apparently the pro's call it 'game management'. its all i f-- k in hate about football and really genuinely i believe it's a danger to the beautiful game, make it ugly and reduce the chances of us losing its a rip off and fucin idiot football fans just go ,, oh its alright, we won,, and unfortunately its a skill that's relatively easy to acquire and Chelsea ATM are probably the best at it, to me its a shame your probably gonna win the league with that being a major component why, and your not alone all's getting better at it.

[P45Mustang]

Yeah, i know mustang, but the constant fouling to stop and break up play, the little bits off the ball, its all deliberate apparently the pro's call it 'game management'. its all i f-- k in hate about football and really genuinely i believe it's a danger to the beautiful game, make it ugly and reduce the chances of us losing its a rip off and fucin idiot football fans just go ,, oh its alright, we won,, and unfortunately its a skill that's relatively easy to acquire and Chelsea ATM are probably the best at it, to me its a shame your probably gonna win the league with that being a major component why, and your not alone all's getting better at it.

Arsenal yesterday. 3 yellows. Very lucky they weren't down to 8 men.

[DerekMarshall]

Yeah, i know mustang, but the constant fouling to stop and break up play, the little bits off the ball, its all deliberate apparently the pro's call it 'game management'. its all i f-- k in hate about football and really genuinely i believe it's a danger to the beautiful game, make it ugly and reduce the chances of us losing its a rip off and fucin idiot football fans just go ,, oh its alright, we won,, and unfortunately its a skill that's relatively easy to acquire and Chelsea ATM are probably the best at it, to me its a shame your probably gonna win the league with that being a major component why, and your not alone all's getting better at it.

Actually highly inaccurate. Chelsea play with the ball and allow the opposition to have it when not in posession and compress space with two tight lines of 4.until we regain possetion... Like our 2-2 Draw at the Camp Nou in Barcelona, no fowling no dirty tackling just compressing the spaces and choking the opisition! 2-0 down 44 mins played 10 men on the park, both Center halfs off (one sent off other injured) and drawing 2-2 against apparently worlds greatest side ever!

Next time you watch Chelsea play, watch what they do when they do not have the ball, they all run back and get into position and mark spaces and compress the oposition. Chealse are the hardest working side out there at the moment.

Now time for wee quote "You don´t have to be the best team, you don´t have to have all the ball, Dont even have to play pretty football. All you have to be is the team that wins" Jose Mourinho, his team talk prior to Inter beating Munich 2010 Champions League final.

Edited October 6, 2014 by DerekMarshall

[DerekMarshall]

Highest number of goals scored in the Prem? Chelsea FC.

Biggest goal diff? Chelsea FC.

Only unbeaten team in the Prem? Chelsea FC.

Only unbeaten team in all competitions including the Championes League? Chelsea FC.

Best manager? Pellegrino.

Oh yeah.

I can see us beating all records this season. Points (required 96), Goals scored.min required 104.and become invincibles and possibly first 100 pointers in PL history.

[wilai]

OG! <deleted>

Why are you having a go at me?

Own goal in the WH game mate....not oldgit! Apologies for the misunderstanding

[P45Mustang]

Highest number of goals scored in the Prem? Chelsea FC.

Biggest goal diff? Chelsea FC.

Only unbeaten team in the Prem? Chelsea FC.

Only unbeaten team in all competitions including the Championes League? Chelsea FC.

Best manager? Pellegrino.

Oh yeah.

I can see us beating all records this season. Points (required 96), Goals scored.min required 104.and become invincibles and possibly first 100 pointers in PL history.

Yeh Fingers crossed Derek. 31 fences to jump.

My favourite football quote : " We don't control possession, we control space." Diego Simeone.

We control space!!!!! It's like something off a fkcing Pink Floyd album.

Blinder.

[P45Mustang]

Set the controls for the heart of the sun, Jose.

Nice one.

Edited October 6, 2014 by P45Mustang

[rijit]

Yeah, i know mustang, but the constant fouling to stop and break up play, the little bits off the ball, its all deliberate apparently the pro's call it 'game management'. its all i f-- k in hate about football and really genuinely i believe it's a danger to the beautiful game, make it ugly and reduce the chances of us losing its a rip off and fucin idiot football fans just go ,, oh its alright, we won,, and unfortunately its a skill that's relatively easy to acquire and Chelsea ATM are probably the best at it, to me its a shame your probably gonna win the league with that being a major component why, and your not alone all's getting better at it.

Actually highly inaccurate. Chelsea play with the ball and allow the opposition to have it when not in posession and compress space with two tight lines of 4.until we regain possetion... Like our 2-2 Draw at the Camp Nou in Barcelona, no fowling no dirty tackling just compressing the spaces and choking the opisition! 2-0 down 44 mins played 10 men on the park, both Center halfs off (one sent off other injured) and drawing 2-2 against apparently worlds greatest side ever!

Next time you watch Chelsea play, watch what they do when they do not have the ball, they all run back and get into position and mark spaces and compress the oposition. Chealse are the hardest working side out there at the moment.

Now time for wee quote "You don´t have to be the best team, you don´t have to have all the ball, Dont even have to play pretty football. All you have to be is the team that wins" Jose Mourinho, his team talk prior to Inter beating Munich 2010 Champions League final.

nicely summed up exactly why i dont like the 'chelsea' way,for me as a football fan its an entertainment and the 'Chelsea way' is just not good to watch,

[BangrakBob]

Hmmm P45 and DerekMarshall....you can't have 2 accounts Pishflaps

In me gob Cesc

[mjj]

Yeah, i know mustang, but the constant fouling to stop and break up play, the little bits off the ball, its all deliberate apparently the pro's call it 'game management'. its all i f-- k in hate about football and really genuinely i believe it's a danger to the beautiful game, make it ugly and reduce the chances of us losing its a rip off and fucin idiot football fans just go ,, oh its alright, we won,, and unfortunately its a skill that's relatively easy to acquire and Chelsea ATM are probably the best at it, to me its a shame your probably gonna win the league with that being a major component why, and your not alone all's getting better at it.

Actually highly inaccurate. Chelsea play with the ball and allow the opposition to have it when not in posession and compress space with two tight lines of 4.until we regain possetion... Like our 2-2 Draw at the Camp Nou in Barcelona, no fowling no dirty tackling just compressing the spaces and choking the opisition! 2-0 down 44 mins played 10 men on the park, both Center halfs off (one sent off other injured) and drawing 2-2 against apparently worlds greatest side ever!

Next time you watch Chelsea play, watch what they do when they do not have the ball, they all run back and get into position and mark spaces and compress the oposition. Chealse are the hardest working side out there at the moment.

Now time for wee quote "You don´t have to be the best team, you don´t have to have all the ball, Dont even have to play pretty football. All you have to be is the team that wins" Jose Mourinho, his team talk prior to Inter beating Munich 2010 Champions League final.

nicely summed up exactly why i dont like the 'chelsea' way,for me as a football fan its an entertainment and the 'Chelsea way' is just not good to watch,

Not sure about your assessment Rijit. Graham Poll thought Chelsea should have had 1 red and Arsenal 3 reds. I may be wrong but I don't think Chelsea are a dirty team........anyone know where there is a disciplinary table for this season??

[rijit]

Yeah, i know mustang, but the constant fouling to stop and break up play, the little bits off the ball, its all deliberate apparently the pro's call it 'game management'. its all i f-- k in hate about football and really genuinely i believe it's a danger to the beautiful game, make it ugly and reduce the chances of us losing its a rip off and fucin idiot football fans just go ,, oh its alright, we won,, and unfortunately its a skill that's relatively easy to acquire and Chelsea ATM are probably the best at it, to me its a shame your probably gonna win the league with that being a major component why, and your not alone all's getting better at it.

Actually highly inaccurate. Chelsea play with the ball and allow the opposition to have it when not in posession and compress space with two tight lines of 4.until we regain possetion... Like our 2-2 Draw at the Camp Nou in Barcelona, no fowling no dirty tackling just compressing the spaces and choking the opisition! 2-0 down 44 mins played 10 men on the park, both Center halfs off (one sent off other injured) and drawing 2-2 against apparently worlds greatest side ever!

Next time you watch Chelsea play, watch what they do when they do not have the ball, they all run back and get into position and mark spaces and compress the oposition. Chealse are the hardest working side out there at the moment.

Now time for wee quote "You don´t have to be the best team, you don´t have to have all the ball, Dont even have to play pretty football. All you have to be is the team that wins" Jose Mourinho, his team talk prior to Inter beating Munich 2010 Champions League final.

nicely summed up exactly why i dont like the 'chelsea' way,for me as a football fan its an entertainment and the 'Chelsea way' is just not good to watch,

Not sure about your assessment Rijit. Graham Poll thought Chelsea should have had 1 red and Arsenal 3 reds. I may be wrong but I don't think Chelsea are a dirty team........anyone know where there is a disciplinary table for this season??

stats mean v little and it's not just about fouling mate, or the physicality, its about watching, what i call good football, when u had robben duff ect that was fast pacy flowing quality football , this grind out a result, manage the time close the space down ect it just aint fun to watch. u might win and bang a few goals in, and if 4 u thats all its about,, fine... but 4 me it aint TOTALLY about that,; as ive said primarily its an entertainment and 4 me you under murry u dont emtertain, u win,, yes , but entertain no.

[P45Mustang]

6-3 against Everton was quite entertaining. So have most of our other Prem games been.

In the big crucial games like v Arsenal, City or in the Championes League, Mourinho will set up to win using whatever leverage he can.

Within the rules of the game of course.

Chelsea scoring goals is a good trend for the game.

And nobody is scoring more goals than Chelsea atm.

High quality goals too.

[P45Mustang]

On yer 'ead Arsene Stay out of my technical area.

[P45Mustang]

BTW. The Chelsea goal against City was absolutely magnificent.