I hear the screaming JETS.

you better go to the VETS then

I drank my VATS dry today.

So that's what all those liquor store delivery VANS were

doing at your house.

My wife has put BANS on those trucks today.

S'pose you'll be sneaking down to the 7/11 and drinking

out of brown paper BAGS then.

Is that what you do, Farangsay -hanging out at the street corner with all the other FAGS!

It's just new FADS you are going through.

I have new PADS on my feet as I am such a doggggggggggg.....

Are you sure you don't have PAWS LBG ??

Are you sure you don't have PAWS LBG ??

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What about the LAWS in this forum?

Where have all the LADS gone ?

They've all gone to swim some LAPS.

I hope that no chlorinated water passes their LIPS!

Any TIPS for me?

yeah, keep your TITS covered up!

My head is itchy, I think I have NITS!

My head is itchy, I think I have NITS!

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or are you NUTS?

I don't think he has the GUTS.

I don't think he has the GUTS.

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It GETS worse!

As long as it GELS together.

As long as it GELS together.

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Collect some GEMS?

How are your GUMS today ?

How are your GUMS today ?

No GUNS allowed!

Can we bring some BUNS instead ?

only if they are fresh, or we will get the RUNS

only if they are fresh, or we will get the RUNS

My cat was the RUNT of the litter.

There is a temptation to take a PUNT on a bad word here

but the cyber censor woul prolly #### it out.

There is a temptation to take a PUNT on a bad word here

but the cyber censor woul prolly #### it out.

You could always try, but you just gotta ask yourself "Do ya feel lucky? Well do ya, PUNK?"

There is a temptation to take a PUNT on a bad word here

but the cyber censor woul prolly #### it out.

You could always try, but you just gotta ask yourself "Do ya feel lucky? Well do ya, PUNK?"