even though he had a pork like arse

How do you know Crockers? were you so close to him that you could see his PORE(s)?

And where his pore's PURE

And where his pore's PURE

I'm SURE they were.

"Jockstar" should Know the Cure since he was in NZ a few days ago.

Nice photo BTW

those chicks in NZ sure are CUTE....or so they they tell me!

Did you ever finish that Rubics CUBE?

mine went down the Tube

mine went down the Tube

after using a liberal amount of lube

Oh dear, seems i've lost a pube

Oh dear, seems i've lost a pube

I think I saw it, stuck on your jube.

Found it, in the end of my tube

Can your tube play a TUNE

It can, but has a bad tone

Well if you put a CONE on the end it might sound a bit better

Done that, but it still sounds a little like I played in a Dome

opps wobble post

Have you tried playing it at HOME

come, home

tried to, if my legs takes me there after a few

I think you need to hone your skills

I think you need to hone your skills

Instead of playing with your BONE!

I'm done playing with it

I'm done playing with it

Time to DINE then.

Time to DINE then.

And don't forget the WINE

I keep getting winD

Oh dear mark , i hope the wind isn't too WILD

No, its fairly Mild

That's good or we would have to run a MILE

to be honest, its pretty vile

In that case we should exit very quickly, in single FILE

If you strike a match near me there will be a massive fiRe