Just now, geronimo said:

Grollies has just been nominated for next year's epic battle, he'll be receiving the introductory knowledge pack through the post very soon ......

Remember to cancel everything for next November, as you have to attend the 3 week acclimatisation course in Pitsanulok.

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

Grolles has just been nominated for next year's epic battle, he'll be receiving the introductory knowledge pack through the post very soon ......

Idiot sheet and thick skin to follow?

and a new rule has been put forward,

 

anyone who manages to get second place 3 times consecutively, is automatically given first place next year (providing they come second again)

2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Of course, most animals have their predators, and sheep are no exception, which is why they are always flicking their ears back when they stoop to graze, and they are all familiar with the sound of fast approaching wellington boots .....

We have enforcers to deal with any wellie worriers you know .. 

One thing I have noticed over the years I've commentated, those with dubious backgrounds do not make for good candidates, and the mud slingers have a field day, but nature being what it is, there are positions as campaign managers that demand the underhandedness that dubious character ownership entails.

1 minute ago, Justgrazing said:

We have enforcers to deal with any wellie worriers you know .. 

Running extended RAM I see .....

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

One thing I have noticed over the years I've commentated, those with dubious backgrounds do not make for good candidates, and the mud slingers have a field day, but nature being what it is, there are positions as campaign managers that demand the underhandedness that dubious character ownership entails.

and if you are really morally out there, you can always commentate ...

Been told to remind all of those who have yet to vote, that time waits for no man, or woman, or dog or sheep. Seek out your nearest voting booth and avoid the main roads, as certain runners have persuasion blockades set up.

13 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Been told to remind all of those who have yet to vote, that time waits for no man, or woman, or dog or sheep. Seek out your nearest voting booth and avoid the main roads, as certain runners have persuasion blockades set up.

" OK lads coast looks clear let's get on the road " 

2 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

" OK lads coast looks clear let's get in the road " 

You're not related to Dolly by any chance?

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

You're not related to Dolly by any chance?

No but we love that Joleen number she does .. 

1 minute ago, Justgrazing said:

No but we love that Joleen number she does .. 

Was actually referring to the Dolly that runs around on all fours ...... created in England, if I'm not mistaken.

perhaps your next lamb chop came from a test tube ... perish the thought ....

Following the Dave2 and Craig3365 scandals of this year's competition one piece of good fortune has come out of it.

 

Scott is considering an offer to become chief election officer in Zimbabwe's forthcoming polls.

 

Apparently its a proper UN role with all perks and totally errrrm neutral.

I once visited NZ and when I asked about lamb steaks, the locals said they never ate lamb. I soon clicked that in respect for their national mascot, they refused to consume the creature, but it turned out they simply couldn't afford it.

Personally, I think sheep should be left off the dinner table and allowed to graze on .....

Trans is partial to a lamb kebab ....

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

Was actually referring to the Dolly that runs around on all fours ...... created in England, if I'm not mistaken.

We know but its one of the few ( poor ) jokes we get to tell .. Yea that silly cow dolly went and ruined the flocks naive belief that a dolly mixture was only a sweet with all that test-tube creation nonesense ..

1 hour ago, impulse said:

 

When did they start referring to them as "queues"?

 

2 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

We know but its one of the few ( poor ) jokes we get to tell .. Yea that silly cow dolly went and ruined the flocks naive belief that a dolly mixture was only a sweet with all that test-tube creation nonesense ..

It's just the start, I hear JT is working on cloning certain members, can't stop the clones from eating grass yet though ... still some work to be done there .....

1 minute ago, transam said:

Can see by the stance, this isn't his first visit to the table ....

1 minute ago, transam said:

For me, it would be a left screw on the green, coming back for the pink centre pocket ......

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

It's just the start, I hear JT is working on cloning certain members, can't stop the clones from eating grass yet though ... still some work to be done there .....

Psst, top secret. An owl was just whispering in my ears that Transam's body was cloned into a computer program called Dollyium, but a few things went terribly wrong and the outcome isn't as we'd say satisfying.

 

  

4 minutes ago, transam said:

Playing Trans, I'd have to wear anti-glare sunglasses ....

13 minutes ago, geronimo said:

For me, it would be a left screw on the green, coming back for the pink centre pocket ......

Careful you don't go in off the brown ..

“ should I go for the pink or the brown ? “



Sorry [emoji52]
( but if I didn’t say it someone else would !! )

21 minutes ago, transam said:

That tallies with the tales of a mispent youth in British snooker dens halls.

53 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Was actually referring to the Dolly that runs around on all fours ...... created in England, if I'm not mistaken.

Scotland. 

1 hour ago, transam said:

Caption: "Any boob kin take and shove a ball in a pocket" and not much of a melody so just an-bout anyone could sing.

 

16 minutes ago, JLCrab said:

Caption: "Any fool can shove a ball in a pocket" and not much of a melody so just an-bout anyone could sing.

 

I doubt Trans has those kind of moves ....