20 hours ago, Joebuzz said:

I think if a That's wife or girlfriend wants a White willie..... She should call me.  I work for drinks and dinner.  We can even skip the movie.

Forget all that,i'll do for a "Mars Bar"as long as the Missus don't know that is!

4 hours ago, rooster59 said:

Popol said

Funny, in French popol means penis.

There will always be a few show off's who will want stripes.

31 minutes ago, soalbundy said:

There will always be a few show off's who will want stripes.

 

I was thinking of getting a paisley pattern, myself.

7 minutes ago, Oxx said:

 

I was thinking of getting a paisley pattern, myself.

There's always one isn't there.

Would they offer this service to foreigners? I am Caucasian but am interested in this service as mine has gone a sort of yellow colour over the years, and I would like it to look a bit whiter. 

Would they offer this service to foreigners? I am Caucasian but am interested in this service as mine has gone a sort of yellow colour over the years, and I would like it to look a bit whiter. 

Try some bleach, a scotchbrite scouring pad and the Victoria Secret catalogue !

9 minutes ago, Deserted said:

Would they offer this service to foreigners? I am Caucasian but am interested in this service as mine has gone a sort of yellow colour over the years, and I would like it to look a bit whiter. 

Is it leaking anything as well? you probably need mercury

4 hours ago, maxcorrigan said:

Forget all that,i'll do for a "Mars Bar"as long as the Missus don't know that is!

Mick Jagger tried that with Mary-Anne Faithful, he's gone off chocolate ever since

1 hour ago, soalbundy said:

Mick Jagger tried that with Mary-Anne Faithful, he's gone off chocolate ever since

I guess this one's just a lovely caramel color?

Why?  Why on earth would anyone want a white willy?  Do Thai's think that white folks have bigger willies?  If so they need to check out the Jamaican boys for size!  I know you should never look for logic with Thais but this does beggar belief.

10 minutes ago, dunroaming said:

Why?  Why on earth would anyone want a white willy?  Do Thai's think that white folks have bigger willies?  If so they need to check out the Jamaican boys for size!  I know you should never look for logic with Thais but this does beggar belief.

 

Probably for the same reasons that white people go for anal bleaching.  It's aesthetics.  I'm pretty sure that white people don't think that bleaching their bumholes will affect the dimensions.

 

There's also "vulva lightening".

 

Your attitude is frankly ignorant and racist.

 

For more on the subject, http://www.cosmopolitan.com/health-fitness/advice/a3634/anal-bleaching-trend/

Dip it in phosporus. Gives a nice green light in the night.

16 hours ago, Oxx said:

 

Probably for the same reasons that white people go for anal bleaching.  It's aesthetics.  I'm pretty sure that white people don't think that bleaching their bumholes will affect the dimensions.

 

There's also "vulva lightening".

 

Your attitude is frankly ignorant and racist.

 

For more on the subject, http://www.cosmopolitan.com/health-fitness/advice/a3634/anal-bleaching-trend/

Oh NO !! not racist, he'll go and shoot himself now. Bum holes don't like the light of day, they prefer to keep their dark secrets. I like dark vaginas, does that make me PC relevant or a reverse racist.   

On 05/01/2018 at 7:31 PM, overherebc said:

I'm looking for a treatment that makes mine black and twice as big, ok, three times as big.?

A six inch penis is my goal too.

17 hours ago, dunroaming said:

Why?  Why on earth would anyone want a white willy?

Why on earth would Thais want white armpits - yet no end of 'whitening deodorant' is bought.

It's well established that laser skin whitening should only be used on small areas..

Quite so, couldn't get smaller than a Thai's dick :)

They should use Kids white face paint (or any colour of choice), so unlikely to cause infection and put Pharmo Company out of business.

 

oh dear  !     thai boys just leave your dicks as they are ...