Urine Drug Tests How to Act?

[seancbk]

8 hours ago, mogandave said:

 

Thanks Huey

 

 

Brian Ferry. 

Unless you want a new drug....  one that won't make you sick ?

[The manic]

No satisfactory responses from OP....I suspect a troll

[lamyai3]

6 hours ago, seancbk said:

 

Brian Ferry. 

Unless you want a new drug....  one that won't make you sick ?

 

[grkt]

They are checking innocent people in Pattaya every night.

But maybe only people who drive ?!

 

[mogandave]

They are checking innocent people in Pattaya every night.
But maybe only people who drive ?!
 

Innocent people in Pattaya....who knew?

[mogandave]

 
Brian Ferry. 

Unless you want a new drug....  one that won't make you sick [emoji6]

Or keep me up all night...

[The manic]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/marijuana-laws-us-weed-cannabis-trump-schedule-1-states-mayors-a8394356.html

[CharlieH]

Post suggesting method to circumvent police procedure removed.

[Ks45672]

On 6/13/2018 at 7:07 AM, lamyai3 said:

 

Those are the best ones! 

[lamyai3]

6 hours ago, Ks45672 said:

Those are the best ones! 

Bad Santa was probably talking about syphilis, which can cause hair loss...

Kid: Your beard's not real.

Willie: It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.

Kid: How come?

Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.

Kid: Mrs. Claus?

Willie: Actually it was her sister.

[moontang]

A young Thai man recently stated that a hot piss test cost him 2000.  Certainly, a lot less than 40000.  But, the sky is the limit around Thong Lor.

[ballpoint]

Act normally. Don't take the piss.

[sunnyboy2018]

On 5/31/2018 at 6:57 AM, alfalfa19 said:

Not breaking the law in Thailand is no guarantee of anything. especially of not being extorted by crooked cops.  I don't drink or use drugs, and lead a totally legal lifestyle,  but I don't feel immune from persecution when in Thailand. I take it you lead a very holy lifestyle, and have not dropped a bit of paper in the street, or committed any other felonies while in Thailand. 

And there is the issue of false positives, substances consumed in other countries leaving traces behind, OTC medicine from the countries etc etc.

[mogandave]

And there is the issue of false positives, substances consumed in other countries leaving traces behind, OTC medicine from the countries etc etc.

Yes, a lot of loadies complain about “false” positives...

[isness]

Hello everybody,

 

I would like to know what's the current (April 2019) situation regarding random urine tests in Bangkok, and especially in Thonglor? I'm going to stay next to Thong Lo station for a couple of days and unfortunately urine would come out positive for weed. This is quite worrying for me since I can't do anything about it any more. Just taking a taxi from south bus terminal to Thonglor sounds like might go through some common roadblocks unless instructed otherwise.

 

Obviously I'm not planning to consume, carry, buy, etc or even party in Bangkok. Just worried about walking around the street in the early evenings would attract something like this for a guy in his 30s and longish hair and then it would mean a huge 40k baht instant loss basically. Any updates?

Edited April 14, 2019 by isness

[mogandave]

I’ve still never been stopped

[Snow Leopard]

On 5/30/2018 at 5:29 PM, pr0fik said:

Marijuana. Again, it is not about the last night. Yes - I am guilty and paid for it. Lesson learnt.

 

However, just more concern about fake results , as mentioned - paranoia of being accused for something never done.

Because simple things like taking a video of police or call to someone so you don't stay alone its impossible.

If you took a couple of puffs and your test came back positive it's not paranoia is it. It is also not something not done, is it? Because you did it. 

 

Make your test come back negative next time. 

[sotonowl]

You got to be prepared mate for any roadside test, get yourself 3 cards printed and forge a doctors signature on each one,

First card should read "This man is asthmatic and he is not to give a breath test."

Second card should read "This man is anaemic and he must not give a blood test."

Third card should read "This man is a remainer, please don't take the P---."

 

You'll be sorted then, sorry, i'll get my coat. 

[Ks45672]

On 4/14/2019 at 5:06 PM, mogandave said:

I’ve still never been stopped

The only time they ever asked me I said no problem and started opening my belt...

 

They didn't make me do it and waved me on

 

Don't be scared or intimidated of them, they thrive on it

 

 

[lamyai3]

On 4/14/2019 at 3:03 PM, isness said:

Just worried about walking around the street in the early evenings would attract something like this for a guy in his 30s and longish hair and then it would mean a huge 40k baht instant loss basically.

You can buy a whizzinator or a screeny weeny for a fraction of this cost. With the streets of lower sukhumvit thronged with fake ladies sporting very real appendages, it's not such an outlandish idea to wear some fake tackle on top of your real one. For clean-tested urine, perhaps try Surawong.

[KC 71]

Weed stays in your system for up to 12 wks
You should argue the fact that it stayed in your system prior to arriving in the Kingdom


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[Scutty]

On 5/30/2018 at 7:38 PM, pr0fik said:

That night i did 2 puffs, and the result came positive.

You mean you got HIV ?

[Scutty]

3 hours ago, KC 71 said:

Weed stays in your system for up to 12 wks
You should argue the fact that it stayed in your system prior to arriving in the Kingdom


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Thats no argument . Its in your system and its in Thailand regardless . Possession of illegal drugs = Guilty as charged 

[KC 71]

Thats no argument . Its in your system and its in Thailand regardless . Possession of illegal drugs = Guilty as charged 

Sorry percy perfect


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[KC 71]

I see you have been here a long time - not !


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[Ks45672]

3 hours ago, Scutty said:

You mean you got HIV ?

He smoked a foreskinner king-size .....????

[Xaos]

lots of roads urine tests in Pattaya recentely

[Rainville]

On 10/23/2019 at 5:39 AM, Xaos said:

lots of roads urine tests in Pattaya recentely

Pattaya as well? <deleted>

[salsajapan]

On 10/23/2019 at 10:39 AM, Xaos said:

lots of roads urine tests in Pattaya recentely

 

Yes but only at night ! I have been tested positive but told them that I use legal THC oil and they let me go, so it's not difficult to avoid troubles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[salsajapan]

On 10/23/2019 at 10:39 AM, Xaos said:

lots of roads urine tests in Pattaya recentely

 

Where did you see them ? And no, it's not lately, it's permanent.