My skin is as soft as a slide of silk and totally hairfree.

Only because it sheds every few months.

There is a good market in Jetskin.

As pants the hart for soothing streams when heated in the chase...

As pants the hart for soothing streams when heated in the chase...

Here was me thinking Tigers had rough Tongues..

As pants the hart for soothing streams when heated in the chase...

Here was me thinking Tigers had rough Tongues..

Oh! Methought the tiger peed his pants while running away from me. Did I miss something again?

As pants the hart for soothing streams when heated in the chase...

Here was me thinking Tigers had rough Tongues..

Oh! Methought the tiger peed his pants while running away from me. Did I miss something again?

Nah He just slipped quietly back to the Kellogs Box..

As pants the hart for soothing streams when heated in the chase...

Here was me thinking Tigers had rough Tongues..

Oh! Methought the tiger peed his pants while running away from me. Did I miss something again?

Nah He just slipped quietly back to the Kellogs Box..

First of all I was crooning a psalm. Secondly, tigers have very smooth tongues (ask Mrs Tiger). Thirdly, running away from Jet - that's funny that is Fourthly, and this was the bit that annoyed me Tony the tiger is not real. I once met the guy who was doing the voice-over. He was from Birmingham and his name was Trevor.

And relax...

As pants the hart for soothing streams when heated in the chase...

Here was me thinking Tigers had rough Tongues..

Oh! Methought the tiger peed his pants while running away from me. Did I miss something again?

Nah He just slipped quietly back to the Kellogs Box..

First of all I was crooning a psalm. Secondly, tigers have very smooth tongues (ask Mrs Tiger). Thirdly, running away from Jet - that's funny that is Fourthly, and this was the bit that annoyed me Tony the tiger is not real. I once met the guy who was doing the voice-over. He was from Birmingham and his name was Trevor.

And relax...

My God A million Apologies Mr Suegha..A make believe Tiger named Trevor that really cracked me up..

A Brummy Tiger impersonator..

You were crooning a Psalm, let me see Bing Crosby was a Crooner..You not a Mick are you???

I'm a near extinct, very rare 'Hibernian Tigris' from the Wicklow himalayas.

I'm a near extinct, very rare 'Hibernian Tigris' from the Wicklow himalayas.

You keep posting on TLW and you will be extint..

Today, I hoovered and the tresses cleared cobwebs from the ceilings. It was raining. So I stayed inside and made Leisurely's no fancy pants name chicken (delish). Then I went for a walk and watched my neighbours chainsaw a few big trees and their hedgerows. I should have seen this coming when I saw the owners standing and looking at the property with their hands on hips. Means only one thing: destroy all the nature and build ugly concrete blocks. Ah, I love the sound of planers and blade saws cutting tile at 6am. Friend sent info on a free movie site (peekvid), so I watched Devil Wears Prada. OK quality. But they forgot to add the CD with the ending part. Kind of how I always felt when some geek kept telling me that Elvis has left the building, Jet.

Well I am not allowed to post what I did today according to another topic

In spite of Bart Simpsons good advice, the neighbors female bovine gave birth.

Firstly,,

MACB

none of us give a toss what other threads say. HERE you go right ahead and post away, if you so choose.

As pants the hart for soothing streams when heated in the chase...

Here was me thinking Tigers had rough Tongues..

Oh! Methought the tiger peed his pants while running away from me. Did I miss something again?

Nah He just slipped quietly back to the Kellogs Box..

First of all I was crooning a psalm. Secondly, tigers have very smooth tongues (ask Mrs Tiger). Thirdly, running away from Jet - that's funny that is Fourthly, and this was the bit that annoyed me Tony the tiger is not real. I once met the guy who was doing the voice-over. He was from Birmingham and his name was Trevor.

And relax...

Sue.. You are an imposter and a bubble burster.

Imposter, for I once had a smooth girlfriend tiger and i cheated on her with other tigresses, and they all without fail, have rough, but talented tongues.

A bubble burster, for after discovering santa wasn't real, nor was the easter bunny... after discovering that fun drugs do actually do more more harm then fun (in the long run), NOW you choose to add this "TOny is Fake" cr@p...!!!

I'm disappointed. I'm disillusioned. And I'm un-excited.

bugger this.

No Tony.

:D

I didn't say Tony was a fake - I said he was 'not real'. Big difference! Trevor from Birmingham was real also.

As to the tiger tongue. Don't confuse 'sharpness' with 'roughness'!

Firstly,,

MACB

none of us give a toss what other threads say. HERE you go right ahead and post away, if you so choose.

As pants the hart for soothing streams when heated in the chase...

Here was me thinking Tigers had rough Tongues..

Oh! Methought the tiger peed his pants while running away from me. Did I miss something again?

Nah He just slipped quietly back to the Kellogs Box..

First of all I was crooning a psalm. Secondly, tigers have very smooth tongues (ask Mrs Tiger). Thirdly, running away from Jet - that's funny that is Fourthly, and this was the bit that annoyed me Tony the tiger is not real. I once met the guy who was doing the voice-over. He was from Birmingham and his name was Trevor.

And relax...

Sue.. You are an imposter and a bubble burster.

Imposter, for I once had a smooth girlfriend tiger and I cheetah-ed

on her with other cheetahs & tigresses, and they all without fail, have rough, but talented tongues.

A bubble burster, for after discovering santa wasn't real, nor was the easter bunny... after discovering that fun drugs do actually do more more harm then fun (in the long run), NOW you choose to add this "TOny is Fake" cr@p...!!!

I'm disappointed. I'm disillusioned. And I'm un-excited.

bugger this. I am. Catch me if you Kan

Mummy and Daddy, does this mean that I Kan Knot put a "Tiger" in my Tank ?

Should the answer be "No"

Yahooooo, I only put "Shells" in my Tank. ES-oooo (read= and so) - the Bedloom will Khun-tin-u bringing the latest topics at hand, in your face, so to squeek.

As I reported yesterday, my neighbors heifer had a cow....so today for lunch our neighbor gave us a nice bowl of placenta stew made with the placaenta from the new calf....its sort of like sharing the blessing of the arrival of the new member of the herd.....tasty too!!! If the calf had died he probably would have given us a hunk of still born calf meat...perhaps roasted....and frankly placenta is better tasting than still born calf....at least for my pallet.

Chownah

calf meat...perhaps roasted....

Chownah

So we may sing

"Veal Meat again"

don't know where, don't know when,

But I know "Veal Meat again", some sunny day.

Keep smiling through, just like you always do,

'Til the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away.

by "Vera Lynn"

See you all in a couple of weeks. Going down south.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

I didn't say Tony was a fake - I said he was 'not real'. Big difference! Trevor from Birmingham was real also.

As to the tiger tongue. Don't confuse 'sharpness' with 'roughness'!

WIN have a great trip friend

Suegha,

Everyday is pretty much the same. I like to think of everyday (here) as being a Monday.

Wake up - 5 am

<deleted>/shower/shave/get dressed

Coffee/read news online (5-6 news sites everyday)/check email (if I have a decent 'net connection)

06:40 - drop off laundry on the way to breakfast

07:15 off to work

07:30 start work

18-21:00 finish work (depends on various factors) (may take a 10-15 minute break at lunch, but usually do paperwork)

Bite to eat on the way back to the tent (sometimes)

Check email/TV/ect (if the 'net is up).

Sound asleep by 10 (on a late night)

Wake up when there is an explosion and/or alarm siren. Wait for the All Clear. Stroll over to the Reporting Center to let them know if anyone is missing from my tent. Back to sleep.

5 am - start all over again.

Exciting life eh !

Well i had a pretty good day yesterday. Occassionally i do some extra's work for television and yesterday we went to some golf club in Manchester to do some filming for Coronation Street. Spent all day there and had a preety good time with Des (corner shop), Steve (the taxi stand owner) and the new guy who runs the factory. Should be shown on tele next month, you Corrie lovers

P.S. In the main scene i'm in, i'm the one on the putting green with a red golf jumper.

Woke up with the mother of all (beer lao) hangovers, had a spew or two, crashed out again, tried to eat something, couldn't, had a few red bulls and cigarettes, had another spew . Tried for hours looking for the car keys, tried to explain to the missus why i was out so late, crashed out again, had a ***g then a shower, played with the kids while my head thumped like crazy, went for a surf, got the barbie cleaned up for tonight...and so it goes on...

I did a round of Koh Samui, met up with a few friends from long ago, out for dinner tonight, after that, return 7 CD’s witch are blank (wish me luck ) and then pick up some tailor made trousers (yes from here. I was a walk in customer BTW ) and sleep as tomorrow I hope to go to Chumpon and take a few photos, then back to Kan on Thursday, well yes, back to reality one supposes.

End of my holiday in and around south Thailand.

Did this trip, Cha Am, Hua Hin, Phuket and Khao Lak, Krabi, Koh Samui, Chumpon and back home to Kan. 10 days in all, visiting Paradise.

Life must go on, but it Kan not get any better than this or Kan it ?

Happy days to you all in Thailand.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

P.S The Bikers from south (3 Countries, Malaysia, Singapore and Thailand ) will be in Krabi this weekend BTW

I struggled to have a bowel movement and was unsuccessfull...30 minutes later a load came into the chute an' I was lucky to get to the toilet on time...

sum dudes who said that they wanted to hire me were supposed to give me a contract ob employment by today; didn't come an' now I'm gettin' a bit pizzed off wid folks of de southern asian persuasion...a day in de life ob tutsiwarrior...

Spent the morning sweeping poop, scrubbing out & refilling water bowls, & getting jumped over by over-exuberant mutts. Ended up looking as if I'd been mud wrestling. Then took a dog to the vet's for neutering (dem b@lls is going, boy!! - Did I see some of you wince???)

Spent a couple of hours on the computer this afternoon & then went outside to find a dead pup. Poisoned by my b#####d neighbours. She was just getting well. Fed the dogs, took her to the vet for a post mortem. Came back, cooked for my son, washed the dog bowls, sat with my son for a bit & got him ready for bed. He's tucked up, listening to "Appetite for Destruction" (5 yr old rocker) & now I'm here. Another ho-hum day in paradise...

Got up around 7am, drove out to the grass airstrip 17km north of Chaam. Tightened up a few bolts on the landing gear, called Hua Hin tower, and filed a flight plan for local flight. Taxied out to the runway, scared a helicopter on a training flight away, cows at the end of the runway with no owners around. Decided the remaining runway was plenty as a strong wind was blowing. Flew down to Chaam then around the beach and rice fields. Came back to land, cows still at the end of the runway, landed over the last cow with plenty of room to spare.

Went to AA meeting with twenty friends. Lunch with 6 friends. shopping dinner with 6 friends. Wife is away so early nite home. fly tomorrow for Pattaya, straight across the gulf at 1000 feet. Bought a life raft just in case!

Spent the morning sweeping poop, scrubbing out & refilling water bowls, & getting jumped over by over-exuberant mutts. Ended up looking as if I'd been mud wrestling. Then took a dog to the vet's for neutering (dem b@lls is going, boy!! - Did I see some of you wince???)

Your boyfriend must be a right animal....

Got up around 7am, drove out to the grass airstrip 17km north of Chaam. Tightened up a few bolts on the landing gear, called Hua Hin tower, and filed a flight plan for local flight. Taxied out to the runway, scared a helicopter on a training flight away, cows at the end of the runway with no owners around. Decided the remaining runway was plenty as a strong wind was blowing. Flew down to Chaam then around the beach and rice fields. Came back to land, cows still at the end of the runway, landed over the last cow with plenty of room to spare.

Went to AA meeting with twenty friends. Lunch with 6 friends. shopping dinner with 6 friends. Wife is away so early nite home. fly tomorrow for Pattaya, straight across the gulf at 1000 feet. Bought a life raft just in case!

Wow. erm... my day is rather boring by comparaison.

Been back in England for a few days now. Today was my get settled day.

Went into a variety of job/housing/Banking agencies and said pretty much the same to all...

I've been in Thailand, Cambodia and Guatemala for the past TEN years and I've just arrived to move back to England after all these time doing dubious things in dubious places. Needless to say, most places jumped up and rushed to help me to the door.

They don't like dubious things, it would seem, in this post War on Terror "civilized world".

:D

Still, after some attempts, I found one very posh housing agency that was intrigued and will help me, and an equally posh recruitment agency that will try to see if they maybe might could possibly dubiously help.

But a British Citizen can not deposit a modest sum of cash in a british bank account until I have those things. Very frustrating.

Spent the morning sweeping poop, scrubbing out & refilling water bowls, & getting jumped over by over-exuberant mutts. Ended up looking as if I'd been mud wrestling. Then took a dog to the vet's for neutering (dem b@lls is going, boy!! - Did I see some of you wince???)

Spent a couple of hours on the computer this afternoon & then went outside to find a dead pup. Poisoned by my b#####d neighbours. She was just getting well. Fed the dogs, took her to the vet for a post mortem. Came back, cooked for my son, washed the dog bowls, sat with my son for a bit & got him ready for bed. He's tucked up, listening to "Appetite for Destruction" (5 yr old rocker) & now I'm here. Another ho-hum day in paradise...

As long as you don't let him listen to "The Spaghetti Incident" he should be fine..What a waste of space that CD was.. My son ( 5 yrs also) listens to Metallica in the car with me and we both do the ol' Waynes world head banging show, great times..

Been back in England for a few days now. Today was my get settled day.

Went into a variety of job/housing/Banking agencies and said pretty much the same to all...

I've been in Thailand, Cambodia and Guatemala for the past TEN years and I've just arrived to move back to England after all these time doing dubious things in dubious places.

Still, after some attempts, I found one very posh housing agency that was intrigued and will help me, and an equally posh recruitment agency that will try to see if they maybe might could possibly dubiously help.

But a British Citizen can not deposit a modest sum of cash in a british bank account until I have those things. Very frustrating.

What you should have done was claimed to not be English, pretended not to speak any English ..... and 'presto' ... flat and colour TV almost instantly.

Spent the morning sweeping poop, scrubbing out & refilling water bowls, & getting jumped over by over-exuberant mutts. Ended up looking as if I'd been mud wrestling. Then took a dog to the vet's for neutering (dem b@lls is going, boy!! - Did I see some of you wince???)

Spent a couple of hours on the computer this afternoon & then went outside to find a dead pup. Poisoned by my b#####d neighbours. She was just getting well. Fed the dogs, took her to the vet for a post mortem. Came back, cooked for my son, washed the dog bowls, sat with my son for a bit & got him ready for bed. He's tucked up, listening to "Appetite for Destruction" (5 yr old rocker) & now I'm here. Another ho-hum day in paradise...

As long as you don't let him listen to "The Spaghetti Incident" he should be fine..What a waste of space that CD was.. My son ( 5 yrs also) listens to Metallica in the car with me and we both do the ol' Waynes world head banging show, great times..

Don't own that one. It was his first time listening to "Appetite"; for the whole week before that he was listening to "By the Way" by the Chillis. His two favourite songs are "Smoke on the water" and "We will rock you". What a kid! Between you & me, looks like we're bringing great music to the next generation...

Spent the morning sweeping poop, scrubbing out & refilling water bowls, & getting jumped over by over-exuberant mutts. Ended up looking as if I'd been mud wrestling. Then took a dog to the vet's for neutering (dem b@lls is going, boy!! - Did I see some of you wince???)

Spent a couple of hours on the computer this afternoon & then went outside to find a dead pup. Poisoned by my b#####d neighbours. She was just getting well. Fed the dogs, took her to the vet for a post mortem. Came back, cooked for my son, washed the dog bowls, sat with my son for a bit & got him ready for bed. He's tucked up, listening to "Appetite for Destruction" (5 yr old rocker) & now I'm here. Another ho-hum day in paradise...

As long as you don't let him listen to "The Spaghetti Incident" he should be fine..What a waste of space that CD was.. My son ( 5 yrs also) listens to Metallica in the car with me and we both do the ol' Waynes world head banging show, great times..

Don't own that one. It was his first time listening to "Appetite"; for the whole week before that he was listening to "By the Way" by the Chillis. His two favourite songs are "Smoke on the water" and "We will rock you". What a kid! Between you & me, looks like we're bringing great music to the next generation...

Intelligent music for intelligent people..Rock on..