Snowflake watchdogs in Region 1 have called for a probe into irregularities in the procurement process for golden bells.

Ministry of Crackdowns vows to consider forming a committee.

The sloth force.  They are not police~police do policing

4 hours ago, Darcula said:

Great....people can now ring the bell and make merit with a donation. Just like a temple.

One ring will go on for every 20 baht. ????

And the courts listen to these imbeciles.

And who is paying for it?

Ivan Pavlov is alive and well in the 21st century!

Going to need a lot bigger bell than that to wake them up! 

Wouldnt this bell ringing be based on a honesty system?  "Sure boss we ring the bell every hour!" zzzzzzz

Keep an eye on detainees? 

 

When i was locked up, had foreign couple brought in, woman went into hysteric shock, could not breath, police did nothing. All of us in the cells kept her alive , not only they did not call medical professional but did not even check on her condition at all.

4 minutes ago, BigT73 said:

Wouldnt this bell ringing be based on a honesty system?  "Sure boss we ring the bell every hour!" zzzzzzz

Sorry boss bell brake , I ring ring but nothing

In related news , foreigner in near by condo filed complained noise for bell ringing in all hours of the night.

 

police instructed to turn down the volume while immigrations deports said foreigner ????

Finally caught up with the navy

How far behind,,,,,? about 600 years

23 minutes ago, fullcave said:

Going to need a lot bigger bell than that to wake them up! 

They might as well fire a cannon! ????

If the Thai police could wake up decades ago, situation would not be what it is today.

6 hours ago, colinneil said:

You just gotta laugh, now they are ringing a bell to keep the lazy bar stewards awake.

Catch asleep writen warning. Asleep again loss of 1 month pay. Next time loose job and pension. Not paid to sleep

They are going to need a bigger bell.

Even worse than the actual childish unreliable unstructured idea, just look at the crowd come to witness the grand opening bell ringing, all with that certain look of wow and amazement and OTC politeness, including several high ranking cops who should be engaged in much more important duties. 

They will soon become accustomed to hearing the bell, ignore it and continue with their sleep.

It will not be long before another idea is thought of.

I agree with the earlier post "who is responsible for waking up the person to ring the bell?" 

Unfortunately not the greatest idea.

An egg timer set on 60-minute countdown or cell phone set the same. That will wake you up so you can do your bell ring and walk around. 

I have only one question:-

 

Who dreams all these ideas up, without falling about laughing at their subordinates when they announce them?

55 minutes ago, Megasin1 said:

They are going to need a bigger bell.

 

Big Ben out to do it!

12 minutes ago, Scouse123 said:

 

Big Ben out to do it!

Big Ben has been asleep since 2017 and will not chime again until after  2021.

Next suggestion? Cannon discharge?

7 hours ago, webfact said:

‘Golden bell’ to keep police officers awake in Region 1

Oh come on! Every hour? Who among the khee gilat hordes will rise to perform this arduous task?

So I have this rather radical solution: why not give the officers something to do - you know like law enforcement. Maybe throw in some incentive - like keeping their job. If this crazy idea works maybe they won't need the golden bell? We're definitely not in Kansas anymore. DING DONG....

 

I am constantly amazed at the genius people who come up with unbelievable ideas. He is an "Acting" chief, He should be PM after the "next election.

8 hours ago, webfact said:

The acting chief has also instructed officers to take frequent walks around the premises to ensure order and keep an eye on the detained suspects.

Here's an idea.

How about police officers actually patrolling their neighborhoods on foot,  motorbike and patrol car. Checking for lawbreakers, stolen vehicles, ne'er do wells and other assorted riff-raff and actually talking to their fellow citizens.

Maybe that's too dangerous now, as it is in the west. 

We would all be being disrespectful if we thought the chief's idea was considered laughable.

1 hour ago, scorecard said:

Even worse than the actual childish unreliable unstructured idea, just look at the crowd come to witness the grand opening bell ringing, all with that certain look of wow and amazement and OTC politeness, including several high ranking cops who should be engaged in much more important duties. 

 

My curiosity is just why the bell or anything similar is even needed?

 

My presumption is that most of the officers have poor to very poor work performance and if that's true demand better work, more work, better reliability, better attitude to their work and better timekeeping, and if it doesn't change quickly punish them appropriately, even dismissal.

 

In fact if there'a no punishment whatever chances are the whole situation will get worse. 

57 minutes ago, ratcatcher said:

Big Ben has been asleep since 2017 and will not chime again until after  2021.

Next suggestion? Cannon discharge?

 

Big Ben may have fallen silent in London but it is still there and functional and waiting for when renovations are completed to the Victorian mechanisms.

'Come on children. Playtime's over. Pens, notebooks and wallets out and ready.'????

The one who rings the bell must buy the next round of laukhao right?

No wonder the world laughs.