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On 4/12/2020 at 12:29 PM, metisdead said:

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A guy goes to see his doctor, and after an examination he asks him if he will be ok.

"I'm afraid not", says the doc, "Mercury is in Uranus".

"What? I don't agree with that astrology rubbish!"

"Me neither.  My thermometer just broke".

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A guy sat next to me on the train, pulled out a photo of his wife and said,

"She’s beautiful, isn’t she?"

"If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate!"

"Why? Is she a stunner?"

"No, she’s an optician!"

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