There are two ways to argue with a woman....
and neither of them work.

Candle lit bubble baths are so relaxing -
every time my wife takes one I get about an hour of peace and quiet.

Help Line Conversation……..

 

Hello, my name is Bob. How can I help you?”

Caller: “Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem.

 

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with ‘the girls’ a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.

 

Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid in the shed behind my Monaro. When she came home, she got out of someone’s car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

 

It was at that moment, crouched behind the car, that I noticed a hairline crack in the left hand rear wheel. Is that something that can be welded, or do I need to replace the whole wheel?” seriously worried!

 

11 minutes ago, Crossy said:

Coffee-spitter first thing, it's going to a good day...