Did you hear about the Welsh farmer who passed away following a bit of relaxing sex with his girlfriend?

He died peacefully in his sheep.

I start a new job in Seoul next week. I think it will be a good Korea move.

H2O4U: Uranium dioxide peroxide

 

 

No use in Scotland.

Cannot be stacked.

9 hours ago, ballpoint said:

‘I turned to alcohol to cope with the pressure,’ said Wayne Rooney.

‘I drank so much, some of those women didn’t look a day over 75.’

 

There is a whole series of videos on Youtube of his antics.