I did karaoke at the Vatican.
London, Paris, New York, Munich, everybody talk about, mm.. Pope music.

If all the dinosaurs had a wide vocabulary,
maybe they would have survived like the Thesaurus.

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively....
"I would like it infrequently" she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered ...
'Is that one word or two?

When the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan, some gas stations in Toronto refused to gas Ladas. 1980s.

 

Will history repeat?

 

How spiderman actually sees his girlfriend.

6 hours ago, Crossy said:

When the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan, some gas stations in Toronto refused to gas Ladas. 1980s.

 

Will history repeat?

 

An empty tank reduces the resale value of a Lada by 95%

 

 

 

 

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Greg cursed himself for ordering the salsa habanera at the new Mexican restaurant!

 

Specially designed for men having problems during the real cold seasons.