36 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

That should have readers in stiches.

Just now, overherebc said:

That should have readers in stiches.

No need to needle

 

52 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

No need to needle

As long as you get the point.

You know this could be a long thread.

3 minutes ago, overherebc said:

As long as you get the point.

You know this could be a long thread.

Don't let yourself get hemmed in!

44 minutes ago, DezLez said:

Don't let yourself get hemmed in!

Or even let down a bit.

26 minutes ago, overherebc said:

Or even let down a bit.

These puns seam to be following a pattern.

 

 

6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

These puns seam to be following a pattern.

Nobody seems to have cottoned on yet but there are still a few loose threads needing to be knitted together before the wool is finally pulled over the fabric of this over all story!

Posted in error - I was stitched up!

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On March 7 1876 Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone. It was useless until March 8 when he invented the second one.
He then phoned the second one from the first one and it was engaged.
When he got through he said to his assistant " Watson come here ".
Watson replied " I can't I am on the Phone ".