Ahh, mystery revealed !!

On 10/17/2019 at 3:05 AM, ballpoint said:

For my next trick, I will eat a musical instrument in a bread bap.

Drum roll please.

For those who are not from Salford he means a bread roll.

2 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Ahh, mystery revealed !!

And 40 days later.......

Wile E Coyote takes things to the next level. !!

21 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Yes !!
Just pure laziness !!

Yes I agree - see Post 3755!

6 hours ago, sunnyboy2018 said:

For those who are not from Salford he means a bread roll.

It was even stale back then!

A French Admiral is staring off the deck of his battleship at the approaching enemy on the horizon.
"Fetch my red shirt," the admiral says to his first officer.

"If I'm wounded in battle, I don't want the men to see I'm bleeding. It will kill morale."
"But sir," says the first officer, "there is a fleet of fifteen Royal navy ships coming right for us and we only have thirty warships ships with us."
"Oh," the admiral sighs.

"Well, in that case go grab my brown trousers as well."
 

A BELL RINGER - (OUT) OF SORTS

The local church puts an ad in the newspaper for a person to ring the bell in the belfry on Sunday mornings.

No one applies for the position except for an old man with no arms.

The verger isn't sure he can handle the job, but the man climbs the tower and rings the bell using just his head, so he gets the job on atrial basis.

 

On his first Sunday on the job, the man gets a little too excited and hits the bell a little too hard with his forehead. He falls from the belfry and lands dead on the church steps.

 

Two parishioners late for services rush past him.
"Who was that guy?" the wife asks her husband as they enter the church.

"I'm not sure," the husband replies, "but his face sure does ring a bell."

"He's a dead ringer for that hunchback guy from France!"
 

Yes I agree - see Post 3755!

Of course with a thread of this size plus most of us are getting on a bit there are bound to be some similar posts.
Also our memories are not what they used to be so.......so.......er........er........ what was the question again ??

On 10/21/2019 at 2:33 AM, Seth1a2a said:

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When you take ice in your beer ...

You're watching the Rugby World Cup/F1/Football/Moto GP/Hockey/Baseball/UK Parliament Live (Brexit debate) etcetera ...

5 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Beginning to suspect I might have a problem !!

 

 

Relax said the night man !!

 

 

I remember how much things changed when my last girlfriend got pregnant.

Like my name, address and telephone number.

 

 

 

 

This photo is causing people to have nightmares !!

 

Looks like a nice little dog............with a HUMAN face !!! ????????????

 

 

3 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

The  Lone  Ranger  was ambushed and captured by a  hostile Indian War Party.

The Indian Chief proclaimed, 

 "So, YOU  are the great Lone Ranger...

In honour of the Buffalo Hunt, YOU will be sacrificed in three days."
"Before we  kill you, I grant you three requests. What is  your FIRST request?'

The Lone  Ranger said, 

"I'd like to speak to my faithful companion, Tonto."

The Chief  nodded “yes” and Tonto was brought before the  Lone Ranger who whispered in Tonto's  ear. Tonto rode away.

Later that evening, Tonto returned with a beautiful blonde woman.

The blonde  entered the Lone Ranger's tent and spent  the night.

The next  morning the Indian Chief asked, "What is  your SECOND request?"

The Lone  Ranger again asked to speak to Tonto.

Tonto was brought to him and the Lone Ranger  again whispered in his ear.

As before,  Tonto rode off and disappeared over the  horizon.

Later that  evening Tonto returned - this time with a gorgeous, well endowed brunette.

She entered the Lone Ranger's tent  and spent  the night. 

The  following morning the Indian Chief said:  "We will kill you tomorow. What is your LAST request?"

The Lone  Ranger responded,

"I'd like  to speak to my faithful companion, Tonto - alone."

The Chief  agreed, and Tonto  was brought to  The Lone  Ranger's tent.

Once  they were  alone, The Lone  Ranger grabbed Tonto by the throat, looked him  square in the eye and said ...

 "Listen Very  Carefully!

FOR...THE...LAST...TIME...

 "BRING  POSSE!"