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6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Is this before or after hiding his nuts for the winter?

1 hour ago, still kicking said:

Buy a pair of scissors!

19 minutes ago, overherebc said:

Thank God I did not try and plant my seed there!

1 hour ago, still kicking said:

Sharpen your teeth

8 hours ago, ballpoint said:

A useful exchange, often heard in Pattaya ????

1 hour ago, billd766 said:

Sharpen your teeth

Have no teeth left ????

8 hours ago, still kicking said:

 

7 hours ago, DezLez said:

Buy a pair of scissors!

There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole.

        Then mend it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
        Then mend it, dear Henry, dear Henry, mend it.

 

Etcetera ...

An actor friend of mine just got a part in the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs panto.

But it wasn’t the part he wanted.

He isn’t happy.

This morning at 6.00am I was rudely awakened by a voice shouting “It’s time to get up, my precious.”

It was my new Tolkein alarm clock.

 

That reminds me about an old friend of mine who kept changing the sound that his alarm clock made.

 

I wonder what he’s getting up to now?

 

10 hours ago, still kicking said:

Have no teeth left ????

Lots of scissors?

2 hours ago, carlyai said:

Lots of scissors?

No, he has no in-scissors!, as he said he is toothless