February 10, 20233 yr Wayne Rooney has revealed he's delighted to have smashed dry January. January, 87, is recovering after undergoing emergency surgery.
February 10, 20233 yr For ****'s sake. It's been nearly six weeks since Christmas, and today I found Glitter in my kids' bedroom again.
February 10, 20233 yr Yesterday, I called my landlord and told him I gotta a leak in my sink. He said, "Go ahead, I'm not judging you."
February 10, 20233 yr My mate Dave only has one leg but it didn't stop him from getting a job at the brewery. They put him in charge of the hops.
February 10, 20233 yr Popular Post The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic. Medics say he needed a second coat.
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