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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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19 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

Like the potato in your budgie smugglers 

I thought it was a budgie ...when you looks at someone wearing budgie smugglers you can see: the 2 shoulder blades either side of the budgies short neck and head.

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I think you meant "At least you will see me easily in the dark!"

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Detroit isn't That Bad... Trust Me
A guy boards an airplane to Detroit and makes his way to his seat where he notices the guy sitting next to him looks very worried. He asks him if he's afraid of flying.

"No, my company is moving me to Detroit. I've heard terrible things about Detroit; I'm worried about my family."

 

The guy tells him,

"Look, it's not at all like the rumors. I've lived in Detroit my whole life. Find a nice home in a nice suburb, get your kids into a decent school, the community is great... you'll be fine, trust me."

 

The other guy seems to perk up and says,

"Hey, thanks man, you've really calmed my nerves, I feel better. So what do you do in Detroit?"

 

"I'm a tail-gunner on a Bud Light truck..."

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 A girl was a prostitute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and the girl was among them.

The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, the girl’s grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked,

“Why are you standing in line here, dear?”

 

Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth,
the girl told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

“Why, that’s awfully nice of them. I think I’ll get some for myself,” and she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes.

When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed,

“Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?”

Grandma replied,

 

“Oh, it’s easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry.”
 

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