21 hours ago, ravip said:

Two English cows chatting while chewing the cud.

 

''Say Fred, have you heard about this Mad Cow Disease?''

 

'Certainly have Bert. I've got nothing to worry about though.'

 

''No! How you make that out?''

 

'I've transitioned. I'm now a pig.'

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''You are calling yourself a pig?!''

 

'I am a pig. And from now on I want to be called 'oink-oink'.

 

''You are totally nuts.''

 

'Just what I expect, from someone that has caught Mad Cow Disease.'

 

 

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..Yer I know---Its an old one......

 

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Never give up..........................

 

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The New N.H.S

 

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