2 hours ago, radiochaser said:

Polygamy is legal there?

No kiddin!

1 hour ago, Zyxel said:

I thought it might survive as it appeared to be a real hanger on!

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Keep soldiering on with your jokes, I hope you can mop everything up before there is a dip in the yolk section!

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender says to him, 
"You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it but it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. 
One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. 
When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we all used to drink together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way.
He orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.
Just after New Years Day, he comes in and orders two pints. 
All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. 
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, 
"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your sad loss."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. 
"Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine. It's me......I'm doing Dry January

3 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

I thought it might survive as it appeared to be a real hanger on!

 

I'd suggest fetching your coat, but it looks like someone's already taken it.

3 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

Keep soldiering on with your jokes, I hope you can mop everything up before there is a dip in the yolk section!

Better stop scrambling your words before you crack.  Then you'll be toast.