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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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I have no tattoos, and I was blessed/cursed with common sense from the day I was born.

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I’m going to take up coin collecting.
The change will do me good.

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I went on a blind date last night, It didn't start that way...

But she had pepper spray.

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At St. Peter's Catholic Church, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars. 
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. 
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!' 
The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary? 
Giuseppe proudly replied, "I gonna go picka her up."

 A woman is flying on Air India to the USA. After they take off the pilot announces, *” This is your Captain Ramaya Kirti. We are cruising at 35,000 feet etc., etc...”*

     Then, a woman passenger beckons to a stewardess: *“ Is it true that this big airplane is being flown by a woman?”*

Stewardess: *” Yes, Captain Ramaya Kirti is a woman.”*

Woman: *” How wonderful, I‘m so excited! Do you think you can arrange for me to go up to the cockpit to congratulate her?”*

Stewardess: *” Yes, I think I can arrange that. You might also like to know that the co-pilot is also a woman.”*

Woman: *” Oh, how exciting. Please let me congratulate them both at the cockpit.”*

Stewardess: *” Ok, you can do that. You might also like to know that the entire crew of this plane are women.”*

Woman: *” That is the most exciting thing I have heard in a long time, this has made my day. I just have to express my admiration at the cockpit!”*

Stewardess: *” One more thing you might like to know,* we don't call it the *cockpit* anymore!!”

Woman: *” So, what do you call it?”*
Stewardess: *” Pussy Den”*

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All the nice girls love a sailor......

 

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