I once had a hen that could count her own eggs.

She was a mathemachicken.

Picasso was burgled and did a drawing of the three robbers.

Police arrested a horse and two sardines.

Once upon a time there was a prince who was only 12 inches tall.

Everyone said he'd be a terrible king,

but, when his father died, he made a great ruler.

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

yeah.

Apart from the US, it's the only place people need to be told the difference between beer and rainwater…..