1 hour ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Yes as a lawyer once said,'Its cheaper to keep her'.

Well that explains it nicely !!

 

Even Arnie is taking it easier during lockdown !!

 

There were two blonde women walking along a river on separate sides, one of them called to the other,

'how do I get to the other side !! ?'  the reply was,  'you're already there' !!.......................

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks to the rabbit, “What are you having?”

The rabbit say, “I dunno. I’m only here because of the autocorrect.”

I'd love to find a way to turn the autocorrect off.

I'm tired of that shiv.

The Thai goverment has ordered everyone to stay at least 2 metres apart.

 

Fortuner Drivers ...

I once lived a stones throw from a family who all died of mysterious head injuries... 

Pretty sure my cat can read !!