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All mansions matter!!......

 

10 hours ago, Zyxel said:

Mary. A typical middle aged housewife, was desperate to look young and sexy again for her hubby but could not afford breast implants. She had recently heard from a friend that soaking in a tub full of goats milk for an hour was like finding the fountain of youth so she called the local dairy farm who explained that, yes they would be happy to deliver a 50 gallon barrel of it to her home and could be there within the hour and even pour it in the tub for her. He then said, “Excuse me mam but would you like it be pasteurized” to which Mary replied, “No sir, just up to my tits”

Thank you Benny Hill 😂

 

 

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her appendix out!"

 

- Jimmy Carr

 

Newsflash: A hole has appeared in a Melbourne main road and workmen are said to be "looking into it".........

 

Now we know why so many cars crawl along in the fast lane.