And a greater awareness of where the thumbs down button is.

25 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

And here's the answer: Since she had two pelvises with a fully formed set of genital organs, both were duplicated. With that, she was able to carry three pregnancies on the right side and the other two on the left.

Told you.

 

36 minutes ago, tomazbodner said:

And here's the answer: Since she had two pelvises with a fully formed set of genital organs, both were duplicated. With that, she was able to carry three pregnancies on the right side and the other two on the left.

 

How does that answer whether she owned two pairs of shoes or not?

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

And retarded.

4 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

 

How does that answer whether she owned two pairs of shoes or not?

That was funnier than the original joke, well done 

56 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Not to get too serious but a long time ago, the grille used to be vertical, generally referred to as "kidneys". Mid-1980s the Quandt family determined they wanted upcoming models to  have the echos of that heritage, giving designers impossible tasks amid lower, more aerodynamic trends.

Eg: https://www.prewarcar.com/an-overlooked-pre-war-gem-the-bmw-328#group-1 

(for some reason I can't attach it).

 

 

 

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

I used to have something similar on the headache rack of my '68 Ford F100. 

1 hour ago, tomazbodner said:

And here's the answer: Since she had two pelvises with a fully formed set of genital organs, both were duplicated. With that, she was able to carry three pregnancies on the right side and the other two on the left.

That was not the question I was thinking about.

But I googled it and now have the answer.

They both menstruated at the same time, so no real advantage.

17 minutes ago, Jerzy Swirski said:

That was not the question I was thinking about.

But I googled it and now have the answer.

They both menstruated at the same time, so no real advantage.

On the other hand, massive advantage on soi 6 - twice the productivity. As the Glasgae hoor said: "Business is great - if I had another pair o' legs, I'd open in Edinburgh" (very old Billy Connolly joke).

Hooker hails a cab for ride across town. At her destination, cabbie catches her eye in the mirror and says: "that'll be twelve-fifty love. Hooker hitches up her skirt and says: "take it out in trade?". 

 

Cabbie says: "Jeeze lady, ain't got nothin' smaller?" 

2 hours ago, Dilligaph98 said:

Not to get too serious but a long time ago, the grille used to be vertical, generally referred to as "kidneys". Mid-1980s the Quandt family determined they wanted upcoming models to  have the echos of that heritage, giving designers impossible tasks amid lower, more aerodynamic trends.

Eg: https://www.prewarcar.com/an-overlooked-pre-war-gem-the-bmw-328#group-1 

(for some reason I can't attach it).

 

 

 

 

If only they'd given some indication they were going to do it.

2 hours ago, Dilligaph98 said:

Not to get too serious but a long time ago, the grille used to be vertical, generally referred to as "kidneys". Mid-1980s the Quandt family determined they wanted upcoming models to  have the echos of that heritage, giving designers impossible tasks amid lower, more aerodynamic trends.

Eg: https://www.prewarcar.com/an-overlooked-pre-war-gem-the-bmw-328#group-1 

(for some reason I can't attach it).

 

 

 

Nice car.

 

(You can't paste a photo directly from a website anymore. But you can copy from the website, paste it to any photo editing software, such as MS Paint, and then copy and paste from there).

37 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Nice car.

 

(You can't paste a photo directly from a website anymore. But you can copy from the website, paste it to any photo editing software, such as MS Paint, and then copy and paste from there).

Or if you're using Windows, Snipping Tool does it quicker

4 minutes ago, VBF said:

Or if you're using Windows, Snipping Tool does it quicker

Or if you're using Linux then Shutter works very well.

17 hours ago, still kicking said:

With all due respect, but Germany is not the country to judge other countries when it comes to stupidity. I just say "Energiewende" (energie transistion)  closing down fully functional nuclear powerplants, replacing them with wind energy, solar panels and mostly gas and coal powerplants to reduce Co2. That resulted in Germany having the third most poluting way to produce electricity in Europe, and the most expensive too. 

 

And we don't start about "wir schaffen das" (we will make it), by inviting millions of "refugees" into Germany. Now they have to deal with daily murders by knife stabbing lunatics and rapers. 

 

 

41 minutes ago, CHdiver said:

With all due respect, but Germany is not the country to judge other countries when it comes to stupidity. I just say "Energiewende" (energie transistion)  closing down fully functional nuclear powerplants, replacing them with wind energy, solar panels and mostly gas and coal powerplants to reduce Co2. That resulted in Germany having the third most poluting way to produce electricity in Europe, and the most expensive too. 

 

And we don't start about "wir schaffen das" (we will make it), by inviting millions of "refugees" into Germany. Now they have to deal with daily murders by knife stabbing lunatics and rapers. 

 

 

You do realise that this is in the Worst joke page.

 

IMHO the worst joke in the world is bordered by Mexico and Canada.