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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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it is great when Reality gets a leg up, a one over the draconian anti-everything fantasists... 

 

 

Current new Aussie advert of whats a beer that is not a beer

 

why drink it, when you can wear it! 

 

VB Thirst - Perfume 

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1 minute ago, tifino said:

it is great when Reality gets a leg up, a one over the draconian anti-everything fantasists... 

 

 

Current new Aussie advert of whats a beer that is not a beer

 

why drink it, when you can wear it! 

 

VB Thirst - Perfume 

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Why would the Ozie's need a beer perfume anyway?  I thought they all stank like a brewery.  :sorry:

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6 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

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I'd Vote for 'Harris Coffee Picker' labelling...

52 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Wj 

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and if it was an AWD bike, like mine - that'd be called the Transfurr Case (yes I do have an AWD bike ???? )

A friendly reminder to all that even in the Jokes section profanities / thinly disguised profanities are not permitted.

 

Such posts will be removed without notice.

 

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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1 hour ago, roo860 said:

Wj 

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You do realize that it is a Thai in the photo? The seat colour is not important as you cannot see it. Here is a photo of the seat:

 

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2 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

Mine was called the Best Universal Grit Grime and Effluent Remover - same slogan different <deleted> ????

 

Thanks to Shep Wooley a long time ago https://www.facebook.com/people/Shep-Woolley/100013391821871

 

Well I'm blowed!

 

I thought HHH was written by Fred Wedlock: I wuz wrong!

 

Anyway, a verse from there:

 

"You can stick it down the toilet You can bung it on the walls
It comes in half pint cannisters For spraying on your bannisters"

 

 

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A couple of mates meet in the street.

 

First mate says, Hi! mate how's the wife?

 

Second mate replies, OH! I left her bed smoking

 

First mate, You're lucky mine never gets that hot.

 

Boom! Boom! 

 

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

 

There really is no such thing as a new joke in this world.

A TV Moderator walked into a Pattaya Bar and was barred.

:sorry:

 

I'll get my hat and coat and bar myself.

2 hours ago, farang51 said:

You do realize that it is a Thai in the photo? The seat colour is not important as you cannot see it.

Could it per chance be a "confused" young man on the way to the hospital to get realigned? Sorry I mean to get his/her bike realigned?

34 minutes ago, Seth1a2a said:

If a tree falls in love in a forest, does it really make a sound ?181939075_HardcoreTrees.jpg.7fb8420f41d1eafb826361e06668ce93.jpg

I think you are barking (mad) up the wrong tree!

3 hours ago, farang51 said:

You do realize that it is a Thai in the photo? The seat colour is not important as you cannot see it. Here is a photo of the seat:

 

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Did you sniff it? ????????????

4 minutes ago, roo860 said:
3 hours ago, farang51 said:

You do realize that it is a Thai in the photo? The seat colour is not important as you cannot see it. Here is a photo of the seat:

 

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Did you sniff it? ????????????

I have use these (below) for 32 years now... the EasySeat - No Spine out front; saves one from damage to where it hurts! Hobson Easyseat Ergonomic Dual-pad Bike Seat 858212000017 | eBay 

 

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a kid and a Mars Bar

 

 

 

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Life - could be Worse! 

 

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This morning I switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack.

 

She hasn't noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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