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I don't have the CCP!!

Image may contain: 3 people, text that says 'I don't have the corona virus because I have no symptoms Having no symptoms is one of the symptoms!'

 

 

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Abbot and Costello meet the Corona Virus

The World Health Organization says Corona is officially a pandemic.
Who says that?         Yes. 
Who said it's a pandemic?    That's right! They also said don't touch anyone.
Who?    Anyone! 
I'm asking, WHO said don't touch anyone?  Absolutely. And they're not the only ones!
Who's not?

Right. The newly-formed 'World Health Action Taskforce' said the same thing!  
The what?       Yes.
I just wanna know; what did who say?!    No WHAT and WHO both said--


 
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Ireland’s on lock down due to the virus!!

Paddy and Murphy have just been signed up by the army.  They are given a rifle each and told...
“Listen up men! We are on the lookout for Virus Curfew offenders.  Martial law has been declared!  Anyone caught out of their home after 6 PM ……….. it's SHOOT TO KILL”!!!

On their first day, they are sitting on a rooftop when Paddy lets off 3 rounds and kills a man who is walking along the pavement!  Murphy shouts “JESUS PADDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S ONLY 5.45 PM”!

Paddy replies:” I Know where he lives...... He’ll never make it home by 6PM!!
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Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the Peekaboo virus.


Doctors are sending anyone with peekaboo straight to ICU.
 

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9 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

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How many mispelt tattoos?

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Paddy has had enough of digging holes ,a mate told him go to Canada and become a lumberjack.

So off to Canada he went got a job as a lumberjack.

First day boss said ,you are on weeks trail, you must cut 50 trees a day and lop and top them, end of the first day he only cuts 20 trees ,boss says you must do better ,same with the next 5 days, but  by then he is up to 40 trees a day .

End of the week the boss says ,sorry I must let you go you have not reached the required 50 trees a day ,Paddy says it must be the saw.

So, the boss picks up the  chainsaw, it starts first pull, Paddy stands back and says, What's that noise. 

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a dog walks into a saloon and says... I'm lookin for the guy who shot my Paw..'.. 

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 those were the old days...

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experienced by a hunger

 

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Proof that, despite media reports to the contrary, masks were worn at the Sturgis rally !!

 

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Mickey Mouse's friend says.."Mickey you can't divorce Minnie cuz she has bad teeth..."... "Its not that".. says Mickey.."its cuz shes ***kn goofy.."...

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Kansas City - the Backdoor of America

 

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