5 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said:

 

4 

To say it was a 5 would be stretching it a bit ????

25 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

 

4 

To say it was a 5 would be stretching it a bit ????

Pull the other one, that's a 5 all day loooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnngggggggg

34 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

 

4 

To say it was a 5 would be stretching it a bit ????

Now I'll have to rack my brains to think up a suitable pun.

Someone has nicely explained the irony in the present situation:

 

“ Never have I seen such a mess in life. 

The air is pure but wearing a mask is 
mandatory.

Roads are empty but it is impossible to go on long drive.

People have clean hands but there is a 
ban on shaking hands.

Friends have time to sit together but they cannot get together.

Food is available at home but you cannot call anyone to lunch or 
dinner. 

Every Monday, the heart longs to go out, but the weekend does not seem to end. 

Those who have money have no way to spend it. 

Those who don't have money have no way to earn it.

There is enough time on hand but you can't fulfill your dreams. 

The culprit is all around but cannot be seen. 

A world full of irony! 
Be positive but test negative.”

On 10/23/2020 at 10:15 AM, roo860 said:

Please come inside

xx

Billy Bob and Luke were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luke,

"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different!  The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Susie got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Susie got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Susie didn't get pregnant again."

Luke asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Susie with me."

I got the words 'jacuzzi' and 'Yakuza' confused.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

Just got back from my mates funeral.

He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball.

It was a lovely service.