I've heard they are taking the word gullible out of the dictionary.

What did the slug say to the snail?

"Big Issue Sir?"

23 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I've heard they are taking the word gullible out of the dictionary.

Are you sure they are because it's still in the one on my shelf!  What should I do.

PS; I am not a blonde!

25 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

What did the slug say to the snail?

"Big Issue Sir?"

No thanks, I won't have time to read one as I'm on my way to an interview as a F1 driver!

31 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Even as a Jock I like this. ????

 

Cataract Test #37'   devices

 - best Not done just before meals...  

1 hour ago, fangless said:

Are you sure they are because it's still in the one on my shelf!  What should I do.

PS; I am not a blonde!

Careful, if you're caught with it in there you'll be fined 100,000 baht, but if you deposit just 80,000 baht in my bank account I can remove it over the internet. You'll never know the meaning of the word gullible again.  If you ever did in the first place...

7 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Careful, if you're caught with it in there you'll be fined 100,000 baht, but if you deposit just 80,000 baht in my bank account I can remove it over the internet. You'll never know the meaning of the word gullible again.  If you ever did in the first place...

Thank you very much.  I have often been complemented on my Gulllibles when I was allowed them but times change and I better do something like you suggest!

Do you accept COD (Concise Oxford Dictionary) and if so where can I buy the envelope to put it into so that I can post it to you through the Internet?

2 minutes ago, fangless said:

Thank you very much.  I have often been complemented on my Gulllibles when I was allowed them but times change and I better do something like you suggest!

Do you accept COD (Concise Oxford Dictionary) and if so where can I buy the envelope to put it into so that I can post it to you through the Internet?

Just add 10,000 and I'll supply the envelope.

Three double sided condoms….hang on a minute…

 

36 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

Three double sided condoms….hang on a minute…

 

Should have seen the looks I got when I took a load to the laundrette.

1 hour ago, sanuk711 said:

Three double sided condoms….hang on a minute…

 

I didn't quite get it first time, come again!

I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It's all about raisin awareness.