Well Stop doing it then –

you evil Git.

An Australian lady crossed a budgerigar with a crocodile . One day it bit her arm off and said "Who's a naughty boy then"

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

It was my brothers birthday yesterday, he’s a bomb disposal expert.

Took him 6 hours to open his present.

I take it the party didn't go with a bang but it didn't bomb either!

1 hour ago, fangless said:

I take it the party didn't go with a bang but it didn't bomb either!

It ended up a bit of a dud and fizzled out after someone blew a fuse.

2 hours ago, PETERTHEEATER said:

An Australian lady crossed a budgerigar with a crocodile . One day it bit her arm off and said "Who's a naughty boy then"

I crossed a parrot with a lion and got a bird that says "Polly wants a zebra".

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32 minutes ago, tomazbodner said:

 

Hmm not sure I understand this but...

12 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

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