9 hours ago, Yellowtail said:

Like downrigger trolling?

OK you caught me there but then I'm not sure what you use to bait your rod to get it twitching as this is a family forum and too much info can make the scales fall from your eyes!

Electrician Needed. Experience required this time

The Messiah-----Always a bad loser at Scrabble.

 

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One day kids, all this will be yours.

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What do they call a doctor who graduates at the very bottom of his class.....?

 

A proctologist.

 

(Hey, if that isn't the worst joke of 2021, I don't know what is.)

 
 Two actresses were sitting in a bar when one noticed that the other was no longer wearing her huge diamond engagement ring. 
 ‘What happened?’ she asked. ‘Is the wedding off?’ 
 ‘Yes,’ replied her friend.

 

‘I saw him in his swimming trunks last week, and he looked so different without his wallet.’ 
 

An Irish woman was in bed with her lover when she suddenly heard a noise downstairs. 
 ‘My God! Your husband is home,’ said the lover. ‘What am I going to do?’ 
 ‘Don’t worry,’ said the wife. ‘Just stay in bed with me. He’s probably so drunk, he won’t even notice you here with me.’ 
 The lover took her advice and sure enough, the husband didn’t notice anything untoward when he blundered his way into the bedroom. He crawled into bed and it wasn’t until he pulled the covers over himself and exposed six feet at the end of the bed that he became suspicious. 
 ‘Honey!’ he yelled. ‘What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed.’ 
 The wife replied calmly: ‘Dear, you’re so drunk, you can’t count. If you don’t believe me, count them again.’ 
 The husband got out of bed and counted: ‘One, two, three, four . . . Dammit, you’re right, honey.’ And he climbed back into bed and went to sleep. 
 

 A drunk was floundering down an alleyway carrying a box with holes in the side when he bumped into an old friend. 
 ‘What have you got there?’ asked the friend, nodding towards the box. 
 ‘A mongoose,’ replied the drunk. 
 ‘What have you got a mongoose for?’ 
 ‘Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk, I see snakes and I’m scared to death of snakes. That’s why I got this mongoose, for protection.’ 
 ‘But those snakes are imaginary.’ 
 ‘That’s OK. So is this mongoose.’ 
 

A knight walked into a blacksmith’s shop.

The blacksmith said: ‘You’ve got mail.’ 
 

“I met the bloke who invented crosswords today.

I can’t remember his name, it’s 7 letters and starts with P-something, something......…”
 

What do you get when you cross:-

A clown and a goat? A silly billy. 
 

Chat-up Line:-  • Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? 
 

9 minutes ago, HeijoshinCool said:

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What do they call a doctor who graduates at the very bottom of his class.....?

 

A proctologist.

 

(Hey, if that isn't the worst joke of 2021, I don't know what is.)

It's ok he will be able to fingure out what a bum job it is soon!