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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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15 hours ago, fangless said:

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I wish to complain!  I took your advice and I'm still waiting...

 

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Badly laid key stones are a builder's arch enemy.

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He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out whose naughty and nice
Santa Claus is in contravention of Article 4 of General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016 / 679

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When I was born and my father picked me up for the first time he said to my mother “ The kid’s got bad breath and a hair lip“.

She said “ You’re holding him upside down ! “

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I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar.

Could be a Chinese Wispa.

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10 years ago a bloke came up to me in the pub. He told me to invest in beef, chicken and vegetable stocks.

I wish I'd listened to him. He's a bouillonaire now.

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Can’t believe I got fired on my very first day as a signwirter.

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I met a dwarf called Peter, he's a baker and was telling me about baking flatbreads,
it was fascinating.
I love the pita patter of tiny Pete.

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Before the crowbar was invented,
crows drank at home.

If Tetris taught me anything, it is that mistakes pile up while success just vanishes.

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Somebody once told me a kebab is great for soaking up the beer.
I ran some tests and I must say I much prefer a cloth.

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Going deep-sea diving?
A single packet of Walkers crisps contains enough air for up to four hours.

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7 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I wish to complain!  I took your advice and I'm still waiting...

 

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Don't get "Catty" with me!

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I was on Twitter the other day and some clown had the gall to call me illiterate.

I soon showed him though.  I posted a photo of my parents' marriage certificate just to prove him wrong.

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My girlfriend walked out on me, with my Bob Marley CD and my Satellite dish.

No Woman, no Sky!

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6 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Before the crowbar was invented,
crows drank at home.

It must have been murder when they all nestled into it at the same time!

13 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I met a dwarf called Peter, he's a baker and was telling me about baking flatbreads,
it was fascinating.
I love the pita patter of tiny Pete.

Is he always leavened level with you or is he a flat out liar rolling in dough??

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16 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Can’t believe I got fired on my very first day as a signwirter.

Didn't you see the righting on the wall?

17 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

10 years ago a bloke came up to me in the pub. He told me to invest in beef, chicken and vegetable stocks.

I wish I'd listened to him. He's a bouillonaire now.

And I bet you thought he was just stirring it and making a laughing stock of you!

28 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out whose naughty and nice
Santa Claus is in contravention of Article 4 of General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016 / 679

What about his cookies?

47 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Badly laid key stones are a builder's arch enemy.

Stone me, that's an a mason thought!

2 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

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Should be easy as there is plenty of room!

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