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What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
Snow.

 

What never eats at Christmas dinner?
The turkey – it’s stuffed.

 

Where does a stuttering Santa stay when he is on holiday?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.

 

What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A puddle!

 

Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer never went to school?
He was elf taught.
 

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What do snowmen usually wear on their heads? 
Ice caps!

 

Where do you find chilli beans at Christmas? 
At the north pole!

 

What is a librarians favorite Christmas song? 
Silent Night

 

What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling? 
An elfcicle!

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RE ABOVE VIDEO;

I don't want to blow Andrew away but "tusk tusk" you could have made the tree lighter without us pine(ing) for a needle(less) ending.

 

Merry Christmas to all and enjoy your Xmas Punning!

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